cnut of the day

Did he say "this is the jam"?

WEAPON

"some lady came up to me, and was like, why are you ruining this song?"

he should have listened to that lady!!!

WAC!

A bloke punching a woman = Lowest of the low - FACT!

Unless it's a donkey punch, of course.

Donkey punches are fine aren't they?

No?

It's not allowed if you're not married.

it would be nice for 5 or 10 people to be there waiting for him one day when he's cycling past to let him know " that really isn't on "

the best thing you can do is write an anonymous letter to the guardian weekend magazine, and hope he reads it and feels guilty about it

Waddacunt! Hope she is Ok now, Murtz.

yeah, she's all good now thanks

Michel Platini

Who's that, Michel's brother?

ahh

Agreed. File alongside booking players for removing their shirts after scoring in my collection of pointless, means-spirited officialdom.

Wildly changing lanes without a signal in one way traffic. No SMIDSY instead when i calmly informed him of his dangerous driving i got a yeah i saw you, i was forcing you out of the lane. WTF????

Report to company.

Without doubt. I spoke to a representative of Conway this morning as a result of an employee driving like he had a chilli in his arse.

I spoke to the site boss on Shepherds Bush green (currently being re-developed to encourage the local youth not to take drugs and impregnate each other) who said that he had no idea who was driving each vehicle at any one time. I managed to point out the individual from a group of Neanderthal's that were congregating near the rent-a-loo and he said that I had no proof that it was that particular knuckle-dragger who was driving.

When I asked him for his name and job title he got a bit aggressive and told me I was wasting my time because the company would listen to him "before they listened to another cunt on two wheels..."

I'm going to burn their fucking offices to the ground and I'm going to see that that cunt gets fucking served before I leave this country.

An email has been sent...

Ha! knuckle-dragger

savesforlateruse

The junky who stole some poor ladies bike on Wandsworth Bridge Road - I could do nothing about it... sad face

What he actually took it off her while she was there?

Without doubt. I spoke to a representative of Conway this morning as a result of an employee driving like he had a chilli in his arse.

I spoke to the site boss on Shepherds Bush green (currently being re-developed to encourage the local youth not to take drugs and impregnate each other) who said that he had no idea who was driving each vehicle at any one time. I managed to point out the individual from a group of Neanderthal's that were congregating near the rent-a-loo and he said that I had no proof that it was that particular knuckle-dragger who was driving.

When I asked him for his name and job title he got a bit aggressive and told me I was wasting my time because the company would listen to him "before they listened to another cunt on two wheels..."

I'm going to burn their fucking offices to the ground and I'm going to see that that cunt gets fucking served before I leave this country.

An email has been sent...

Still waiting for a reply...

Time to get medieval on their arses.

FH52 APV

Blue sports car

Gangster wannabe

You can try and kick off all you like fuck face but that doesn't excuse the fact you were the one on my side of the road you fucking ejaculate stain.

That's a Toyota Celica with the 140bhp engine- he was probably full of rage because he owns a shit car.

Celica? Really? Fuck me.. I just called it a sports car...

pukes on cock

I was watching the cunt driving it to be fair and not the car.

Yep sure, squeeze past me at 35mph a foot from my shoulder then hit the brakes. Fuck it why not turn left? Your indicating now so that makes it all ok, a totally ok bit of indicated driving so go ahead? Fuck it why bother even looking down the road your trying to turn into? Just slam the anchors on and park your fucking walnut panelled tank at 45* in the road and look at me like I'm invisible but smell of fart. Be my fucking quest.

/rant
#cnutoftheday

Did you eat their first born?

With a nice chianti.