The Monthly International PizzaEating Amalgamation of Champions

Still shocked that nelaii couldnt hack a whole pizza. Y u leave the crusts?!?!

List of people taking on the beast and cementing their reps

1. Tibbs
   2.
   

List of people taking on the beast and cementing their reps

1. Tibbs
   
2. Xander
   

List of people who aren't going to bother ordering and will just fill up on the mountain of pizza tibbs and xandro can't finish:

1. HatBreadsticks
   

List of people who aren't going to bother ordering and will just fill up on the mountain of pizza tibbs and xandro can't finish:

1. HatBreadsticks
   
2. Xandro
   

^cyclic error

^^^^^^the crusts magically disappeared before the plates were taken away. not sure who was responsible for that though.

< totally innocent

(< capacity for almost limitless consumption)

^cyclic error

dude is a one man human centipede.

its a vicious circle/escher statement

Still shocked that nelaii couldnt hack a whole pizza. Y u leave the crusts?!?!

Hey! As I explained, whay waste valuable stomach space on parts that are less tasty?! Could easily have eaten another whole pizza. Easily.

for cack sake, I had beans when I came home!

I hope you guys enjoyed your pizza. You know what I ate when I got home? SOUP.

I fucking HATE soup. Look how sad I look in that previous picture! My b ottom lip is out and everything.

:'(

Hey! As I explained, whay waste valuable stomach space on parts that are less tasty?! Could easily have eaten another whole pizza. Easily.

That's the point, a true beast need not concern themselves with the trivial issue of stomach capacity. Just open another chamber and labour on.

I feel that we'll need to video the Beast challenge, and make a timelapse version later...

The Gluttony will not be televised

'The Beast'?.....just had a look, funny name for a starter....

Let me bookmark it. I'm [strike]aboard[/strike] abroad now.

the gender reassignment surgery went well then?

I only went to the dentist.

and they turned you into a broad? how far down did they drill!

They din't drill the bit.

Bullwinkle repped. Adding your name to the list?

I would like this to be today.

me too!

mmm maybe pizza for lunch...

so people were just talking about pizza in my office and the pineapple argument cropped up.

Just out of curiosity, can we have a poll?

Pineapple on pizza is awesome:
1.
2.
3.

Pineapple on pizza is a crime:

1. nelaii
   2.
   3.