Office Pranks

to me, shit famous, his a rugby player

i had this weird feeling you were gonna say

but that is boring

Mackerel would ruin it for everyone - assuming it's a shared office.

the saw films are a great inspiration

also why leo slayer?

Put a mackeral in their office phone handset, or better still, near the power source in computer.

Constantly add pens to their collection.

Move their drawers around every time they are away from desk.

Fill keyboard with biscuit crumbs.

Change chair position constantly.

A thennd add another mackeral :p

most of those dont seem like pranks. closer to bullying. then again, my ideas weren't much better

the saw films are a great inspiration

also why leo slayer?

the first really, really good celebrity that came in to my head

the saw films are a great inspiration

also why leo slayer?

leo slayer you say

Its not done on purpose but a co-worker of mine pronounces words wrong al la 'cool whip'.
drives me right up the wall when she asks me what "pacifically" i would like

Remember that with pranks, a good prank is measured by whether the person it's played on can laugh about it afterwards along with you. Otherwise, it's just shitty behaviour. OK, you might get someone spectacularly humourless, but perhaps with people like that, finding other ways of trying to get them to lighten up might be a better idea.

awwwwwww Oliver

This sort of thing is worth re-iterating. It can easily go wrong.

you use outlook? email him on behalf of manager/director/ceo (so it looks like it came from their email...) informing him certain aspects of his behaviour in the office/performance has been brought to your attention, you are not happy and want a meeting first thing in the morning at a set time/location.

watch him squirm for rest of day, make odd comment, then next day laugh when he comes to office after time of set meeting...

repeat.

to me, shit famous, his a rugby player

You work for Gavin Henson's brother, AICMFP

Remember that with pranks, a good prank is measured by whether the person it's played on can laugh about it afterwards along with you. Otherwise, it's just shitty behaviour. OK, you might get someone spectacularly humourless, but perhaps with people like that, finding other ways of trying to get them to lighten up might be a better idea.

This sort of thing is worth re-iterating. It can easily go wrong.

Oliver Schick.

Reinforcing racial stereotypes since 2008...

The Annoy-a-tron.

+1. I have never, but it's a great idea if you really want to wind someone up. You could cause lasting mental issues though.

I can vouch that they are awesome, I have one here and use it ever few months to wind up my colleague. [/CSB]

The aircon engineer investigating the noise.

Anyway my favourite.

most of those dont seem like pranks. closer to bullying. then again, my ideas weren't much better

that is probably why I was disciplined and fired o_O

But yeah, i'm not good with making practical jokes, only watching them unfold.

Tape over his mouse sensor.

Take a screenshot of his desktop, move all of the icons off it, then set the screen shot as his wallpaper.

Plugging in an extra mouse is a good one.

All those have been done to death here. Also wireless keyboard instead of mouse. rotating desktops, faked virus alers, lots of rick rolling type stuff "HEY YOU'RE LOOKING AT PORN", etc. Hiding their stuff. Anything you did in primary school works well.
We did a lot of 'sleepers' like opening up computers and leaving pints of milk in them. Taping "I love Westham" on the side of the Chelsea fan's pc.

Mrs Harrong thinks putting hole punch remains (chads) in the umbrella is awesome

Change the homepage on his web browser to something cool.

Examples:
-Veronica Moser
-Sourmath
-Rickroll

leekspin

leekspin

That is rather soothing sir.

meatspin

meatspin

NO

when i was at uni, my house mate would set my computer to turn on at random intervals, and then automatically load safari with meatspin as the home page, with the computer plugged in to my speakers.

that song and image will torment forever