Housewives thread

How apt that the last entry was a Bhaji

maybe rub some on a small non visible area first

ikea do invisible tables now?

EDIT: it appears they do. it's called a SPAKK. here's a picture of it.

want!

but you didn't forget to type the word "bint"

I told you I don't hate women so what's your point?

"How can I hate women? My Mum's one"

David Brent

ah the innocence of the pun based early threadage has turned sour, like tzatziki...or raita

ffs daveh called me a 'twat'. if thats not sexual derogation of the language i dunno what is.
all i said was 'bint'
now I'm David Brent
the day began with a hearty breakfast...

mmmmm....raita

ah the innocence of the pun based early threadage has turned sour, like tzatziki...or raita

or salted lassi

not lassie tho cus that might be fucking sexist.

I'd stop while you're behind, you're not helping yourself

whatever

Yo shut the fuck up bitches.

This thread is pure undiluted Friday.

Odd problems, shit puns and a good dust up.

Quality.

misogyny is not easy to spell.

Does anyone know how to get stains off a polished misogyny table?

Brilliant!

It's thread that keeps on giving

I'm terrible at cleaning because I never know where to put/find the cleaning stuff. If only I had a good woman who knew their place.

ffs daveh called me a 'twat'. If thats not sexual derogation of the language i dunno what is.
All i said was 'bint'
now i'm david brent
the day began with a hearty breakfast...

wac

Yo shut the fuck up bitches.

reported

Oops, to counter my ridiculously sensible post, here's a photo of a domestic goddess who literally makes me go dizzy. Apparently she lives in Hackney with her boyf sharpens knifes

Goodness. She has a nice woman face.

Goodness. She has a nice woman face.

Nice boat - shame about the bristols

She looks a bit like the Demigoddess of all women, Audrey Hepburn.

Actually it's a coalition she shares with Grace Kelly.

Gizzi Erskine.

Loving this thread...
Try Tommy k on the stain leave over night - it works with the yellow stain from Lilly pollen.