Housewives thread

There's no pun in there but wait and dhal will be more...

in terms of this thread General Lucifer for me is the star, anise wordplay just gets better and better

Pretend it's a design feature and make samosa it?

in terms of this thread General Lucifer for me is the star, anise wordplay just gets better and better

Lol! The grammatical crowbar for 'anise'!

doesn't red wine get rid of stains

curry puns... Brilliant

Lol! The grammatical crowbar for 'anise'!

It was touch and goa

;)

Pop a domestic cleaner on overnight.

Well that fucked it, BMMF...

Did you get this one Indian though?

curry puns... Brilliant

Much aloo about nothing :/

i have a couple of good ideas but am a bit rushed at the mo, will poppadom on here later

Back to the OP, the whole situation sounds horrid balti me.

Did you get this one Indian though?

Racist!

lol

i have a couple of good ideas but am a bit rushed at the mo, will poppadom on here later

Hope you roti't down, in case you forget.

Back to the OP, the whole situation sounds horrid balti me.

Very poor, but I'll aloo you that one.

Hope you roti't down, in case you forget.

yo, ghurt idea

Yep. It's always best to tarka leaf out of my book.

Very poor, but I'll aloo you that one.

How rice of you.

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I was expecting housewife pictures.

I'm out.

You'll have to sev your wanking for another thread.

So anyway, what should I buy? Unipack or a Charge Plug?

Bhunapack

Leave it out in the sun for a bit, turmeric stains can't be scrubbed, but fade in UV light.

^you use that tip for everything.

Until the cops come round.

^^bhaji'ing in here with some actual proper advice, tut tut