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• #502
EEI hardest I've laughed in ages, I had to show it to everyone at work too.
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• #503
It is incredible.
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• #504
it makes my left nipple twist itself, just reading some of the theorys u got guys!
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• #505
thats why non NAVYSEAL was shoot, and is because taliban can shoot a shit look:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VBWi2GL2CTc
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=akqa29KQ61M
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• #506
The USA have just released a picture proving that Bin Laden is dead.
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• #507
^ genuine lol :)
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• #508
still flogging this dead donkey....
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• #509
Lol, just remembered that my old band did a song about 9/11 and the West's reaction to it, i.e. attitudes about revenge or whatever, shortly after it happened. How do I upload an MP3?! The lyrics I wrote for it, which are a little bit teenage angst:
'Six of One' by Mista Mafia
Eleventh of ninth, an inevitable fate,
Pinnacle of pressure after years of war and hate,
Four-figure death so the West has a turn,
Six of one... when we gonna learn?
Fighting for a reason but nobody knows the cause,
Letting hell break loose of a superficial source,
I can't see my way in the shadow of the man,
Who reassures me with his masterplan...I wouldn't put my life in his hands (x3)
You can't look ahead if you can't see what's in your way,
So put a lid on it and deal with it another day,
A different kind of war but you know it's all the same,
Six of one... now who's to blame?
I can't work my eyes cos they're blinded by the sight,
Of nations civilised gearing up to join the fight,
I can't see my way in the shadow of the man,
Who reassures me with his masterplan...I wouldn't put my life in their hands (x3)
(sung in a Morrisey-esque manner amongst a din of guitar and saxophone)
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• #510
P.S. Sorry for the indulgence.
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• #511
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• #512
And I heard, as it were, the noise of thunder:
One of the four beasts saying: “Come and see.” And I saw.
And behold, a white horse.
There’s a man goin’ ’round takin’ names.
An’ he decides who to free and who to blame.
Everybody won’t be treated all the same.
There’ll be a golden ladder reaching down.
When the man comes around.
The hairs on your arm will stand up.
At the terror in each sip and in each sup
For you partake of that last offered cup,
Or disappear into the potter’s ground.
When the man comes around.
Hear the trumpets, hear the pipers.
One hundred million angels singin’.
Multitudes are marching to the big kettle drum.
Voices callin’, voices cryin’.
Some are born an’ some are dyin’.
It’s Alpha’s and Omega’s Kingdom come.
And the whirlwind is in the thorn tree.
The virgins are all trimming their wicks.
The whirlwind is in the thorn tree.
It’s hard for thee to kick against the pricks.
Till Armageddon, no Shalam, no Shalom.
Then the father hen will call his chickens home.
The wise men will bow down before the throne.
And at his feet they’ll cast their golden crown.
When the man comes around.
Whoever is unjust, let him be unjust still.
Whoever is righteous, let him be righteous still.
Whoever is filthy, let him be filthy still.
Listen to the words long written down, When the man comes around.
Hear the trumpets, hear the pipers.
One hundred million angels singin’.
Multitudes are marchin’ to the big kettle drum.
Voices callin’, voices cryin’.
Some are born an’ some are dyin’.
It’s Alpha’s and Omega’s Kingdom come.
And the whirlwind is in the thorn tree.
The virgins are all trimming their wicks.
The whirlwind is in the thorn tree.
It’s hard for thee to kick against the pricks.
In measured hundredweight and penny pound.
When the man comes around.
And I heard a voice in the midst of the four beasts,
And I looked and behold: a pale horse.
And his name, that sat on him, was Death.
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• #513
I am Sam
I am Sam
Sam I am
That Sam-I-am
That Sam-I-am!
I do not like
that Sam-I-am
Do you like
green eggs and ham
I do not like them,
Sam-I-am.
I do not like
green eggs and ham.
Would you like them
Here or there?
I would not like them
here or there.
I would not like them
anywhere.
I do not like
green eggs and ham.
I do not like them,
Sam-I-am
Would you like them
in a house?
Would you like them
with a mouse?
I do not like them
in a house.
I do not like them
with a mouse.
I do not like them
here or there.
I do not like them
anywhere.
I do not like green eggs and ham.
I do not like them, Sam-I-am.
Would you eat them
in a box?
Would you eat them
with a fox?
Not in a box.
Not with a fox.
Not in a house.
Not with a mouse.
I would not eat them here or there.
I would not eat them anywhere.
I would not eat green eggs and ham.
I do not like them, Sam-I-am.
Would you? Could you?
in a car?
Eat them! Eat them!
Here they are.
I would not ,
could not,
in a car
You may like them.
You will see.
You may like them
in a tree?
d not in a tree.
I would not, could not in a tree.
Not in a car! You let me be.
I do not like them in a box.
I do not like them with a fox
I do not like them in a house
I do mot like them with a mouse
I do not like them here or there.
I do not like them anywhere.
I do not like green eggs and ham.
I do not like them, Sam-I-am.
A train! A train!
A train! A train!
Could you, would you
on a train?
Not on a train! Not in a tree!
Not in a car! Sam! Let me be!
I would not, could not, in a box.
I could not, would not, with a fox.
I will not eat them with a mouse
I will not eat them in a house.
I will not eat them here or there.
I will not eat them anywhere.
I do not like them, Sam-I-am.
Say!
In the dark?
Here in the dark!
Would you, could you, in the dark?
I would not, could not,
in the dark.
Would you, could you,
in the rain?
I would not, could not, in the rain.
Not in the dark. Not on a train,
Not in a car, Not in a tree.
I do not like them, Sam, you see.
Not in a house. Not in a box.
Not with a mouse. Not with a fox.
I will not eat them here or there.
I do not like them anywhere!
You do not like
green eggs and ham?
I do not
like them,
Sam-I-am.
Could you, would you,
with a goat?
I would not,
could not.
with a goat!
Would you, could you,
on a boat?
I could not, would not, on a boat.
I will not, will not, with a goat.
I will not eat them in the rain.
I will not eat them on a train.
Not in the dark! Not in a tree!
Not in a car! You let me be!
I do not like them in a box.
I do not like them with a fox.
I will not eat them in a house.
I do not like them with a mouse.
I do not like them here or there.
I do not like them ANYWHERE!
I do not like
green eggs
and ham!
I do not like them,
Sam-I-am.
You do not like them.
SO you say.
Try them! Try them!
And you may.
Try them and you may I say.
Sam!
If you will let me be,
I will try them.
You will see.
Say!
I like green eggs and ham!
I do!! I like them, Sam-I-am!
And I would eat them in a boat!
And I would eat them with a goat...
And I will eat them in the rain.
And in the dark. And on a train.
And in a car. And in a tree.
They are so good so good you see!
So I will eat them in a box.
And I will eat them with a fox.
And I will eat them in a house.
And I will eat them with a mouse.
And I will eat them here and there.
Say! I will eat them ANYWHERE!
I do so like
green eggs and ham!
Thank you!
Thank you,
Sam-I-am -
• #515
http://www.nypost.com/p/news/national/cia_select_show_photos_lawmakers_nGC6EeyTBtEYfw17e5NsVO
The CIA will show photographs of Osama bin Laden's body to select US lawmakers,
Oh, they shot him already.Last week, Sen. Scott Brown (R-Mass.) told several television interviewers that he had seen an authentic picture of the slain al Qaeda chief as part of an official briefing, but he later admitted he had been duped.
"Listen, I've seen the picture," Brown said in one of the interviews. "He's definitely dead. And if there's any conspiracy theories out there, you should put them to rest."
Brown later put out a one-sentence statement saying, "The photo that I saw and that a lot of other people saw is not authentic."
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• #516
...an intelligence source in Islamabad told The Daily Telegraph that shifting accounts of what had happened, coupled with the widows’ testimony, left them unable to account for one person who they believe had been living at the house.
“We don’t know if it was his son. ...
Who wuz it, who wuz it? -
• #517
No-one, really... just the "CROWN PRINCE OF TERROR"!!!!
http://www.theage.com.au/world/hunt-on-for-crown-prince-of-terror-20110511-1ehu7.html
shakes in boots
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• #518
No-one, really... just the "CROWN PRINCE OF TERROR"!!!!
http://www.theage.com.au/world/hunt-on-for-crown-prince-of-terror-20110511-1ehu7.html
shakes in boots
The real terror there is the Burger KIng Bikini rampage side item there in your link. DO NOT WANT to see that in a bikini
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• #519
The real terror there is the Burger KIng Bikini rampage side item there in your link. DO NOT WANT to see that in a bikini
How have I not managed to stop myself clicking that. Nightmares for me for the next 10 nights or so.
Shes soooo angry!
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• #520
on the day osama was killed, was out with medium format, came out of the post office and noticed a SWEET shot with the 'osama killed' newsreel out front and some geezers in the background just getting on with their touching up of the paintwork.
I got as far as framing, focusing, metering, speed & shutter set and then thought.....wtf do I care, and this shot will cost me 50pence. fuck that, rather have 3freddos*
*the freddos were caramel.
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• #521
what the shit does that even mean?
anyway, Osama bed Linen apparently liked a bit of sexy movies.
http://www.theage.com.au/technology/technology-news/porn-found-in-bin-laden-home-20110514-1enfl.html
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• #522
Haakon, Crown Prince of Norway
LL Cool J, Crown Prince of Rap
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• #523
Move along people... nothing to see here.
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• #524
Obama's dead?
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• #525
Would you please keep quiet, I got killer cucumbers to worry about.
He never said the first line. Someone cut and pasted it off someones facebook page and omitted the proper punctuation.