Osama dead

It'll wash up in Newquay

No head on a pike to be paraded through Washington? I am dissapoint.

Bullshit if you ask me
I thought he was killed about 3 or 4 years ago.

An eye for an eye...

In hindsight he should have deactivated the Facebook 'check in' feature on his iPhone.

Apple = CIA

Truefax

Might have known a courier was involved somehow.

Google + Facebook = IAO

Might have known a courier was involved somehow.

Satellites have seen the complex built years back. Courier = fairytales.

Fox news...

Might have known a courier was involved somehow.

It was all down to couriers it seems, a secret force of bicycle mercenaries.

Maybe Osama cruised about on his fixei skidder and appeared in the Abadabad Fixed Gear 'spotted' thread, alerting the authorities...

Fox news...

Soft twats!

Was having a discussion with some security colleagues, and an interesting hypothesis appeared.

*What if Bin Laden had actually been killed just hours before the Royal Wedding? Of course the US governmebt would be in touch with the British government straight away, and they would have discussed how to release the news. News like that isn't just given out, it is managed. The British government ask if its possible to delay the news by a couple of days, as the Royal Wedding is now due, and would have a targeted audience of maybe 2 billion. It would be the perfect opportunity for an attack that would be guaranteed the widest television and media audience ever. Militants could then send suicide teams to take out the Queen, or the wedding couple. It would be a disaster for the Coalition Forces, and a huge victory for Al Queda. *

*Then a time is arranged to release the news, and within hours, before any news organisation can even get an interview, the body is buried rapidly at sea. The complex is set alight in a firefight, but there were no witnesses to Bin Laden's body being removed from the blazing mansion. But the Pakistani TV keep showing the blaze, which keeps simple people believing the whole tale. *

None of the above is true....and David Kelly did commit suicide.

Maybe Osama cruised about on his fixei skidder and appeared in the Abadabad Fixed Gear 'spotted' thread, alerting the authorities...

I heard the US troops answered an ad, claiming to be interested in buying his bike, arranged a meet, and D-looked his bike.......then bam!

I heard Osama slagged off Obama's wife...

Nothing will change.

Was having a discussion with some security colleagues, and an interesting hypothesis appeared.

*What if Bin Laden had actually been killed just hours before the Royal Wedding? Of course the US governmebt would be in touch with the British government straight away, and they would have discussed how to release the news. News like that isn't just given out, it is managed. The British government ask if its possible to delay the news by a couple of days, as the Royal Wedding is now due, and would have a targeted audience of maybe 2 billion. It would be the perfect opportunity for an attack that would be guaranteed the widest television and media audience ever. Militants could then send suicide teams to take out the Queen, or the wedding couple. It would be a disaster for the Coalition Forces, and a huge victory for Al Queda. *

*Then a time is arranged to release the news, and within hours, before any news organisation can even get an interview, the body is buried rapidly at sea. The complex is set alight in a firefight, but there were no witnesses to Bin Laden's body being removed from the blazing mansion. But the Pakistani TV keep showing the blaze, which keeps simple people believing the whole tale. *

None of the above is true....and David Kelly did commit suicide.

Sorry to blow apart (ahem) your hypothesis, but this guy live tweeted on it, without realising

The world will not change.

Sorry to blow apart (ahem) your hypothesis, but this guy live tweeted on it, without realising

Oh, I'm so pleased. You know, it was a totally crazy idea, which OF COURSE would mean that there was never a firefight, but the house would have to be bombed on the right date, to give the whole story a semblance of veracity. But you're right, the tweet explained it all.

My security industry colleagues are very very stupid. Honestly, I don't even know why I talk to them. Thanks for putting me straight.

Time for a list of GA2G's security industry colleagues?

I agree the world is no safer,the fight goes on but I for one will have a large single malt and
drink to his good riddence

I'll do the same when Bush & Blair finally get theirs.

probably wasn't him.

Time for a list of GA2G's security industry colleagues?

They would kill me, then you. I like you andyp, so I can't.

You would be found having commited suicide somewhere. Lets not entertain such eh? ;)