The Royal Fucking Wedding

Kate Middleton asks the Queen: "What's the secret to a long marriage?"

Queen replies: "Always wear a seatbelt and never piss me off!"

That's the point though isn't it? We never get close enough to have anything against them personally. Even you at St. Andrews weren't allowed to get close enough to hate the cunt properly.

I would like to be the first to suggest that we eat these privileged twats.

btw, how on earth would you know he had his head wired on 'properly' ?

I hate all of these royal fuckers and I hope they all die before I have to pay for any more of them to get married.

Merry Xmas

I was basing it purely on 3 encounters I had with him (reflecting also my lowly status i suppose...) :

1) serving him food in a local (and rather shite) restaurant-he was polite, didn't mind my rather half arsed style of food delivery and left a nice but not ostentatious tip.

2) I saw him shopping in tescos and he was at the next checkout. He opted for pepperoni pizza instead of something obscene like pineapple.

3) I heard him call a girl a 'smelly badger' in the pub. She was indeed a smelly badger, so I can only concede that his judgement is sound on that front too.

For the rest, I have no idea, but I bet Kate turns into a right old bunny boiler-she's got the look about her...

Nice *rse

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why is she wearing bubble wands as earrings?
ah must be hard times for the rich too.

Didn't watch the wedding, went out all day(was ace, nice and quiet) BUT I saw a few highlights on the news before. Two observations:

• What the fuck was Mr Bean doing there?
  
• William is going bald - cut it shorter mate
  

• William is going bald - cut it shorter mate
  
  

They are not allowed to. Combover for life, look at Eddy and the C dog.

Didn't watch the wedding, went out all day(was ace, nice and quiet) BUT I saw a few highlights on the news before. Two observations:

• What the fuck was Mr Bean doing there?
  
• William is going bald - cut it shorter mate
  
  

Priest from four weddings innit.

Likes goats.

lowly status
3) I heard him call a girl a 'smelly badger' in the pub. She was indeed a smelly badger, so I can only concede that his judgement is sound on that front too.

oh come on.
he was probblee talkin bout his sister-in-law.

• What the fuck was Mr Bean doing there?
  

I heard that - didn't see - was too busy reading this thread.

Apparently though he's best buddies with Charlie boy.

rowan is a well known cunt whose talent fails to exceed his love of fast cars

problem?
meh
etc

This country needs a visionary

I vote sausagefeatures

This country needs a visionary

if you mean britain, you are right

but dead poles/russians aint gonna cut it

I still think they're all being served Chicken for tea.

• What the fuck was Mr Bean doing there?
  

So he can say he's Bean there? :)

So he can say he's Bean there? :)

Arf Arf

I believe in you SausageFingers. Britain needs more like you.

Nuknow

I kinda like you but i don't like Rowan Atkinson

dunno why

Good I don't like him either, my dad though... fucking loves that man. :/

P-Middy

http://www.pinknews.co.uk/2011/04/29/spike-in-searches-causes-google-to-suggest-james-middleton-gay/

For the record, I would.

Rowan Atkinson should be given a long, lingering excrutiatingly painful death for inflicting Mr Bean upon the world.

Maybe hanging out with Camilla is part of that?

I did always thought that Brits were all like Mr.Bean... until a couple of months ago.

I don't now.

Not the ones from Clapton anyway.