The Royal Fucking Wedding

Did I say that out loud?

:d

James Middleton ! Fwaaaaoooooargh !

Pippa Middleton's arse.

http://www.3am.co.uk/prince-harry-adjusts-his-crotch-while-walking-behind-pippa-middleton/27331/

Pippa Middleton's arse.

Yep.

Did anyone else notice Kate smirked at 'poorer' when the churchey bloke said 'for richer or poorer'

I actually studied at St Andrews when he was there-I don't have anything against him personally, and out of what is a pretty rotten bunch he's the only one that seems to have his head vaguely wired properly.

That's the point though isn't it? We never get close enough to have anything against them personally. Even you at St. Andrews weren't allowed to get close enough to hate the cunt properly.

I would like to be the first to suggest that we eat these privileged twats.

btw, how on earth would you know he had his head wired on 'properly' ?

I hate all of these royal fuckers and I hope they all die before I have to pay for any more of them to get married.

Merry Xmas

Did anyone else notice Kate smirked at 'poorer' when the churchey bloke said 'for richer or poorer'
I didn't notice her smirk, but it made me and her sister smile.

if we shot the royals tomorrow, centuries of British history wouldn't be wiped out and tourism would likely increase if after the state reclaimed their palaces and properties opened them up fully to foreign visitors.

plus we've got posh and becks now.

That's the point though isn't it? We never get close enough to have anything against them personally. Even you at St. Andrews weren't allowed to get close enough to hate the cunt properly.

I would like to be the first to suggest that we eat these privileged twats.

btw, how on earth would you know he had his head wired on 'properly' ?

I hate all of these royal fuckers and I hope they all die before I have to pay for any more of them to get married.

Merry Xmas

The time for eating the rich does seem to be fast approaching once more. I've even gone back to being an omnivore, so I'll be able to have some this time, rather than starving like I did during the last big recession.

Brilliant. Married on Friday, shot on Saturday.

There'd be more fucking street parties if we stripped them of all their wealth. It would provide a better party budget for a start.

All this Royal wedding makes me sick. I like street parties (not really) and I'd go to one celebrating the country, its diversity, the rights we have, all that bollocks, but the idea that those twats are better than every one else is disgusting in the age we live in. And this is meant to be Cameron's age of austerity? Bollocks. Don't get me started on the point of marriage - let alone in a church....

it would have been way better if they had played "I cant Wait" by Nu shooz when going down the aisle, Jerusalem is so mainstream these days, every tom dick and harry has that shite playing for their lifely visit to the church.

this thread needs music
YouTube - Nu Shooz I Can't Wait - 80's

Will they have a reception?

With a band, playing Safety Dance and Billy Joel's best hits, etc, etc, etc...

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/society/everyone-goes-mental-for-strangers%27-wedding-201104293762/

Will they have a reception?

Imagine
more powders than Tony Montana political prisoner from Cuba....

Imagine Prince Phillip off his face, trying to grab Pippa's arse, to the sound of "Escape" - Rupert Homes.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ntnt6PeQqGQ

Prince Philip is never not off his face, deluded racist lizard that he is

Someone please mess with his drink then...

God save the queen she aint no human being