This morning's commute and other commuting stories

^^Ha.

How hard is it to make flyers explode?

If it's easy, I'm totally down for handing out flyers to dangerous twats.

Made me shout tea all over the place.

Is that a form of tearrettes?

How hard is it to make flyers explode?

If it's easy, I'm totally down for handing out flyers to dangerous twats.

You can practice by handing out programmes at Millwall FC home matches.

Excuse me, hi there, I just wondered if you noticed me back there because you came very close to my bike.

Would you mind awfully reading this flyer I created earlier?

Thanks. I'll leave that with you.

Jeez if I was driving (which I do sometimes) and a cyclist gave me a flyer, I'd think they were a.) weird b.) passive aggressive (even if they handed it to me with a smile) and c.) socially awkward at best.

Spot on, there's no obligation to try and talk to drivers after an altercation, best thing to do is to sit back and let them go, they'll forget they even have an altercation after five minutes.

However I do talk to the drivers if the opportunity present itself and they're not messyraging.

Spot on, there's no obligation to try and talk to drivers after an altercation, best thing to do is to sit back and let them go, they'll forget they even have an altercation after five minutes.

However I do talk to the drivers if the opportunity present itself and they're not messyraging.

Sounds like the most sensible way of handling it..

On topic, today's mooch up to campus was gorgeous. It's only 4 and a half miles but the still crisp air and the sun behind me the whole way just made it spot on

You misunderstood, a public sign in a public place is fine, asking someone not to shit on the bus is fine, getting on a bus with "please don't shit here" leaflets is not.

I really don't see much difference between eating macdonalds or kfc on a bus and dropping your trousers and shitting in the aisle. All three are equally disgusting.

Welcome to Jeezworld, where public defecation is on a par with eating.

This may explain a lot.

You are a very opionated person Jeez!

Infact how is doing your make-up on a bus as bad as farting and belching?? Haaaa. Are you trolling?

maybe he is a coprophile, so likes food and poo in equal measure

He just likes his women au naturale

I bought a can of GT-85. I'm going to drown my derailler before the ride home. That is all.

Do you even bus?

I still don't get how a woman (or man) doing her make up on a bus bothers you so much??

Jeez, do I *even *want to know what you think about people that have use their phones to play tinny, shit music on PB.

They must be like Nazis or sumting...

I fairly regularly get away with smoking fags on the top deck of buses (badboy init) where I live, Brighton is ultra.

A bus is only full of farting, shitting eating weirdos, that's where they go. People with boss meetings have audis or colnagos innit.

Or drunks, lots of bus drunks.

Haaa, shit eating weirdos.

And those complete bastards who.... put make up on.

If a girl was applying make up on the bus I quite literally wouldn't notice

If she was applying make up whilst farting and/or eating, I might

Getting on a bus is exactly like taking a huge shit on the floor in KFC.

What if she was applying make-up to her fart?

But cutting toe (as if you've ever seen that!) and finger nails produces and dirty nail that has to be disposed of, normally on the bus floor. It's not very nice to see or very hygenic but its just a bus. It doesn't bother me that much.

But putting make up on??

How about styling hair?? Does that annoy you? That is done in the bathroom..