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• #4002
Stopped at a light and thought the fellow in front of me had a weird gear ratio for the hill - it was Boris. Pushing a massive gear. Flaming fucking thundercunt thatcherrite mothercunt.
Riding down Regents St, attempted to filter but a bus driver swerved at me to block the gap; when it moved I went to the window to enquire - "do you want to be in there?" x 10, very aggresive, pointing to the Ambulance parked next to him. Wtf are you on mate? Me - "Stop being a fucking cunt" Him - "Prick"
No winners. Did remind me that I need to use one of Malcolm Tuckers finest next time though - sack of cum
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• #4003
the correct epithet for boris 'Flaming fucking thatchercunt' johnson is not 'Hero' but rather the more accurate: 'Flaming fucking thatchercunt'. please edit your post accordingly. thank you for your understanding in this matter.
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• #4004
Whoopsie daisies. Done.
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• #4005
arf!
now i feel bad.
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• #4006
Piles
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• #4007
I'll do what I can.
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• #4008
Oops that ^ was about snowtyres not piles.
@>>>>>> Maybe I'll end up like you but for now freelancing wins commuting bingo.
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• #4009
Dunno about that Skully, I do shifts so I start at either 7 or 10, I get variation and sick pay when I feel like a skive.
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• #4010
Wait, was the second bit to joe about piles?
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• #4011
Ride in, left in plenty of time so cruised rather than mashed arrived unsweaty which was god as I discovered I'd forgotten my boxers so had to keep my tights on under my shorts while working. Thought about going commando but lots of kids sessions on a monday evening so decided keeping tights on was safer.
Ride home, icy but cold enough that even mashing I didn't get sweaty.
8/10.
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• #4012
In case of unwanted erections?
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• #4013
Ill fitted mudguards on the pomp doubled my commute time.
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• #4015
My autumn gloves struggled this morning, until I hit the barmy warmth of zone 1. Otherwise it was a clear ride in shorts, base layer and a soft shell.
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• #4016
I think it's time I shopped for some proper gloves and something to stop my ears from feeling it. Jesus.
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• #4017
Broke my shifter while dropping key off for broken down car so had to use damaged leg to push silly big gear. 10/10 would smash again. #notactuallyacommute
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• #4018
I had a belter this morning. That combination of legs feeling great, hitting every light on green, cornering like..well, quickly, no cunty driving, smile from a beautiful girl and saw an even nicer Merckx frame.
Would do again, literally no sweat. 9/10.
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• #4019
are cunt runners the new nodders?
Douchebage screaming "DICK" at me as he jogged across the road almost right into me on a red man while I was on a green light, queue a bunch of other people looking disgustedly at me.
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• #4020
Three weeks left. Thank fuck
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• #4021
jumper, primaloft vest, wind jacket, woolly hat, lobster gloves, arm warmers >> toasty, still not sweaty. 9/10
why so much traffic!? 7/10
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• #4022
Almost the ideal ride in. No racing, no sweat upon arrival. Brief chat to a cute girl (who ended up going the same way as me and I fear she thought I was following her). All good until I'm rolling up Bishopsgate - light goes green and some ped wanders across anyway and calls me a twat for riding in her general direction. Porky idiot. Couldn't help but lol it off.
7.5/10
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• #4023
rollerbladers in cycle lanes... what are you thinking!?
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• #4024
It could be worse
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• #4025
rollerpolo?
I've been freelancing for 17 years... #nomojo