This morning's commute and other commuting stories

a total cheesedick

Which would explain the need for a 30 minute shower.

Take it down...tell him to fuck off.

Although HR may get involved.

This :-)

I look a good workplace passive-aggressive exchange!

"Dear Tim, I will be using the shower from 6.30-8.30, hope that's ok."

http://www.ndtv.com/offbeat/stop-thief-office-sandwich-stealer-asks-for-ransom-in-hilarious-note-battle-with-colleague-652628

See if you could create something like this.

Thought about a note battle...just don't have the time, more fun just to ignore it and carry on. What a tool

You inconsiderate arsehole. He needs his 30 min shower tug in morning.

He needs his 30 x one min shower tugs in morning.

FTFY

Only 30mins?

How can he possible wash himself clean of the shame in only 30 minutes?

I take 60min and that's when I'm in a hurry.

#shameshower

I take 60min

On a cm^2 per minute basis, you're probably still on the quick side though.

Send Sir Bradley Wiggins in at 0800 to make sure he's wearing his helmet properly.

Last night Blackfriars Road first backwards worn helmet spot of Spring 2016; a flouro Specialized Echelon

Fast ride in from the N into the city - about 11 miles say - feeling strong. Took the lift from ground to first. Get in...............

Leave early to get in early. Double puncture at Streatham. Bum. Only one tube. Bum bum. "Hmmm what to do?" Trains all go to Victoria, no good. Get walking. Eventually get to Brixton Hill and think "screw this" and start to run, well jog, with bike and in bike shoes. Ouch. In by 8am, so only an hour late. Not bad.

had to scream at the top of my lungs at an HGV driver who was on the brink of rolling over a blind man's guide dog on the endsleigh gardens lorry rat-run. driver couldn't have given less of a shit.

Slapped on the new Abbath album this morning...seemed like it took 10 minutes from Haringey GL to Farringdon...
speedy/10

First geared commute, or indeed ride, in about 4 months. Very fast and very enjoyable despite 40 miles of headwind. Got a bit overexcited, complimented a woman on her Pavés and shouted 'woo fatbikes' at a fatbiker in Richmond Park.

Could have done with my gillet apart from that perfect choice of clobber. Many other cyclist still dressed for minus 10 conditions.

Am still baffled about the need to be at the front when waiting for lights. I was the first at a set of lights so at the front, by the time the lights went green I was at the back. but immediately overtook everyone.

Nice comment from the wheel sucker when he finally managed to get in front, blimey your fast.

10/10

*No sign of Tim this morning, although a note from management informing people can't book shower times was funny.

that sucks.

Realised last night that I've been commuting with my rear mudguard sitting flush against the tyre for a while now. I just thought my legs had lost their snap.

This morning was much more enjoyable.

Am still baffled about the need to be at the front when waiting for lights. I was the first at a set of lights so at the front, by the time the lights went green I was at the back. but immediately overtook everyone.

Seemed to be a particularly bad morning for this.

Bastard!

School boy error.