Walking from Hackney to St Panc with a monster

Mine:

(there was a folding bike in the boot, but my car has deadlocked doors, so they took fuck all, but a Sat-Nav's charger)

And Venetia's coffee shop in Homerton is charging £2.50 for a hot cross bun!

There used to be a petrol station in Homerton. It was like the Night Of The Dead out there. If you decided to give 20p to a crackhead, you'd be swarmed by his mates. I always watch people rolling up their car windows in fear. Charming.

Basically, fuck Homerton.

But, even so, Upper Street in Islington is far more seedy, grotty, edgy, nasty under the veneer of whatever it is veneered with. it's crime rate MUCH worse than Homerton. And baked goods even more pricey

Busy high roads with proper night life will always have higher crime rate. Mainly because it's where criminals go to work and where naughty people get into fights. The nature of the crimes in Homerton or Plaistow is different to that of West End.

The most grim website:
http://www.murdermap.co.uk/

Hackney has many good things indeed: loads of green space, fantastic cycling culture, really interesting and friendly people, unusual vegetables, owls and woodpeckers and bats, and bla de bla

Much better place to live than the quaint olde cittie of Yorke where I grew up.

I'd prefer to live in Hackney then anywhere East over the Lea Valley. Over here it's the same old shit, but boring. Just the grimmey part without the hipsters and coffee shops. Great if you're fried chicken connoisseur, though.

I'd prefer to cut off my right ball than live in Hackney/ Homerton.

Edit: in fact I'd prefer to live on the moon with nazis http://greyfalcon.us/restored/German%20Moon%20Base%20Alpha.htm this guy knows his shit

I'm on the edge of Viccy Park, Homerton, Hackney Wick, and Clapton (East Way area). Seems perfectly safe to me. In fact, my insurance dropped when I moved here from a secure building in Spitalfields!

There are dick heads everywhere, so there's no point trying to escape it.

I'm on the edge of Viccy Park, Homerton, Hackney Wick, and Clapton (East Way area). Seems perfectly safe to me. In fact, my insurance dropped when I moved here from a secure building in Spitalfields!

There are dick heads everywhere, so there's no point trying to escape it.

I work in South Kensington. Far more dangerous there: petite ladies driving massive 4-wheel tanks to pick up kids from school and to pop to the gymn. I'm not sure they can see over the steering wheel ...

I'd prefer to cut off my right ball than live in Hackney/ Homerton.

Edit: in fact I'd prefer to live on the moon with nazis http://greyfalcon.us/restored/German%20Moon%20Base%20Alpha.htm this guy knows his shit

These people know their shit and are busy revealing the ley lines, stone circles and mystic powers of Hackney. http://ancienthackney.blogspot.com/

Maybe you were just unlucky when you stayed in Homerton and your squat was in a circle of negative energy ...

It's like Plaistow or Gants Hill - just the 4x4s are white over here.

These people know their shit and are busy revealing the ley lines, stone circles and mystic powers of Hackney. http://ancienthackney.blogspot.com/

Maybe you were just unlucky when you stayed in Homerton and your squat was in a circle of negative energy ...

That site looks great.

You could be right. It wasn't technically squatting but: I was there because I was selling a flat in Bethnal to move to another one with my then girlfriend but due to an almighty cock up there was a six month gap between moving out of one and being able to move into the next place so after going nuts down at the estate agents, he sorted us out with this shit hole in Homerton they were trying to sell and gave us £200 and told us to keep schtum.

We were sat there one morning reading the papers in bed and the estate agent from another office called and said he was coming round to show someone it but in five minutes as he was on his way. So anyway, we get out of bed and try and make the place a tiny bit presentable and this woman walks in with the agent with us sat there, takes one look around and says in a very loud voice: 'I honestly don't know how people can live like this' and walked out. Cheers love.

Fascinating website. That's my day gone...

German experiments in mind control, genetics, and hybridization (between humans and animals) -- which were apparently aided by the discovery and perfection of the microscope in Germany, including a Teslan scaler-wave microscope which helped the Germans to unlock the human genome -- were repeated in ten times their intensity in the underground Nazi South Polar colony or 'city'. This base-city, rumor has it, is known by it inhabitants as the 'NEW BERLIN' and contains a population of over 2,000,000 people loyal to the Nazi philosophy. These include so-called pure-bred 'Aryan S.S.' who apparently utilize slave labor to expand their underground empire. The genetic experiments in this underground metropolis (as in the trilateral Dulce-Dreamland-Luna facilities) is reportedly continuing unabated.

That site looks great.

You could be right. It wasn't technically squatting but: I was there because I was selling a flat in Bethnal to move to another one with my then girlfriend but due to an almighty cock up there was a six month gap between moving out of one and being able to move into the next place so after going nuts down at the estate agents, he sorted us out with this shit hole in Homerton they were trying to sell and gave us £200 and told us to keep schtum.

We were sat there one morning reading the papers in bed and the estate agent from another office called and said he was coming round to show someone it but in five minutes as he was on his way. So anyway, we get out of bed and try and make the place a tiny bit presentable and this woman walks in with the agent with us sat there, takes one look around and says in a very loud voice: 'I honestly don't know how people can live like this' and walked out. Cheers love.

Yeah -definitely due to all the negative currents channeled along the ley lines under Upper Clapton Road, and the Pembury Estate Stone Circle.

Keatons Estate Agents needs to be investigated as the centre of this vortex. I'm off down Hackney Archives to do some crystal readings on tithe maps

Mine:

(there was a folding bike in the boot, but my car has deadlocked doors, so they took fuck all, but a Sat-Nav's charger)

Sorry about your window.

But do you let your little child do all the map reading whilst swigging snapple. You must have some fun rides.

Mentalists.

Mentalists.

Well I'd expect just that sort of comment from the Illuminatti. I guess you are bricking it now that they are on to you and your evil world controlling ways. Obviously your only recourse is to label them mad.

But your time is limited. The ley lines will rise up and er, alter their alignment and er, bad stuff'll happen. Yeah that's you told.

What amuses me, is some silly little kids micro-blogging about Rhianna being an Illuminati. Really?
We're doomed then. Before Planet X shifts the North Pole to Brazil.

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What amuses me is Rhianna saying she likes a bit of slap and tickle but caused a right fuss when her ex was doing it to her.

I don't trust her.