How should we test the Planet X SL Pro Carbon Hybrid in London

We made the Planet X SL Pro Carbon Flatbar specifically for blasting around London.
Any ideas on how we could test how fast it is? Some sort of urban TT?
Scott from Bike Magic suggested a courier. But Ideally we need a video or photos to prove how fast it is? any ideas??

Strap a helmet cam to a courier??

Or give one to the 5th Floor to put through their paces :)

give it to someone fast to ride, film it with camera on handlebars or shoulder strap or something. Bike looks fast in video. Profit.

how can you tell how fast a bar is?

good service?

Ask someone from here to test it on their commute.

Ask someone from here to smash it with a hammer.

Ask someone from here to test it on their commute.

Lucas?

joe?

Ask someone from on here to burn it.

Ask someone on here?

Ask?

Someone?

Someone from on here?

Ask someone from bikeradar?

Give it to Boris Johnson?

Ask someone in Marketing what they think?

I like the sound of this fast bike. For some reason every bike I have ever had has been only reasonably quick on a good day. And also annoyingly they seem to get slower when there is a lot of other traffic around. This new magic bike sounds great.

Day-Moe - walk away from the keyboard. NOW!

That's an idea. Have you asked the marketing people?

I'll do it.

Willing to pay for flights and a hotel?

Ship it up to Scotland, if it can go fast on the horrific roads up here without issue, then it should be golden.

Have I ever mentioned my entire commute in is downhill? :)

@AndyP: Yes Dad.

Ship it up to Scotland, if it can go fast on the horrific roads up here without issue, then it should be golden.

Have I ever mentioned my entire commute in is downhill? :)

No, no this is designed for London, can't you read? Outside of London it's just like any other bike, you know, only as quick as the person riding it.

who gave day-moe sugar? you know he's not allowed it.