how can I make £800 in 8 days..?

https://www.wonga.com/

In all seriousness:

1. Get an extension on paying,
   
2. Extend your credit - personal or business,
   
3. Sell some things - especially any random crap you don't need anyway, then
   
4. Look for quick ways to make money.
   
   
   

I'm guessing you've exhausted your contacts on the electrical work side? Tried every friend relative or connection. Then call up every building co you can think of.

Then try some of the random ideas here.

https://www.wonga.com/

Christ on a bike!! An APR of 4214%!

I bet Willy Wonga is one hard bastard to enforce those kind of terms...

I need a flat in Stockwell rewiring - 2 beds and the one builder so far has quoted £4k the thieving fuckwit!
However I don't get the keys until next week at the earliest

got any gold? if only there was somewhere (perhaps conveniently advertising their presence on TV) that you could send it in exchange for cash?

Sadly though that all seems like a far off pipe dream....

Donate blood get £100 pounds here

take that £100 and place a bet on Spurs, Munich, Chelsea, Madrid and all going through in the champions league. return should be no less than £800.

really is that easy. :)

That's inspired me to quit smoking for 3 months. Do you recon they'd be able to check I used to have asthma?

I need a new fuseboard and can pay in cash

wait until they threaten you with bailiffs before paying it, you should have a couple months until then.

i was a male escort on and off during uni. i know that sounds like bullshit - but it's not.
didn't sleep or do anything even remotely sexual with anyone. like you said - rich, bored older women basically taking me out to dinners or to public events posing as their lover. was a bit awkward at times, but i love that kinda shit.
made tons of money for a student. and i'm not 6 foot model or anything - just a short funny-looking jewish guy.

chrizzz what company did you use?

^^ ha, respect.

old ladies

it'd be like getting paid to visit your nan, what's not to like?

what if your nan just isnt very nice?

charge her double

amongst the noize in this thread best actual answer was from Hugo7 somewhere ^there

it'd be like getting paid to visit your nan, what's not to like?

except your nan doesn't lust after you, i hope

what? find her doppelganger and run her over?

except your nan doesn't lust after you, i hope

she does say I'm her favourite so maybe :-/

You have just to find a way to make a pound, the repeat it 800 times!

go to Edinburgh, buy a stock of genuine cashmere jumpers at Scottish cut prices ,
then travel back to Peckham, sell them at the market for double the price-- easy.

I did it too. Opera, dinner and then in a cab home. It certainly gave me an insight into the female psyche.

You have just to find a way to make a pound, the repeat it 800 times!

bet people a pound that you will eat some digusting, then eat 800 of them.

go to Edinburgh, buy a stock of genuine cashmere jumpers at Scottish cut prices ,
then travel back to Peckham, sell them at the market for double the price-- easy.

there's an easier way.
Go outside London, buy a stock of anything at lower-than-London prices.
Travel back inside London, sell them at Brick Lane for double the price.

Donate blood get £100 pounds here

take that £100 and place a bet on Spurs, Munich, Chelsea, Madrid and all going through in the champions league. return should be no less than £800.

really is that easy. :)

That's inspired me to quit smoking for 3 months. Do you recon they'd be able to check I used to have asthma?

I don't really agree with being paid to donate blood, as I think everyone should do it gratis. But it is a £100 pound for a round an hour/2 of your time. I'm never sure about how strict their tests are, the last time I went I failed a few of the criteria (drug related) but they were still willing to have me on the course. The above is a safe bet IMO, if you can donate asap...

Also I am now researching male escorting, I'm not short or jewish, is that a disadvanatge?