The london trick beef? a.k.a 5th Floor Fixie Crew Implosion

Pistanator doesn't play polo...

Feel free to take the piss though.

Pistanator thinks he's also big. Pick on someone more mellow.

Nuknow is turning into the new Pajamas.

Whereas no-one could turn into the new you, James. You're brainless and too square. And there isn't even the sketchiest outline of a life to base anything on.

Anyway, good to see you goobs are still jerking yourselves off about something that has nothing to do with riding your bike. What is it, three days now? 17 pages? Ha. What a bunch of spare dicks.

And yet you do contribute as well. Cha!

spare dicks? How many does one require?

I have at least three. dependent on the situation..

I have 2, one long distance and one single speed.

Yours for £200... Or it goes on YouTube...

Oi you cunt! You still got it then?!

Must resist posting Huey Lewis video

Nuknow is turning into the new Pajamas.

.... Ha. What a bunch of spare dicks.

Pajamas sounds like he has some beef with some peeps, I'm a pacifist. So, no.

5th floor crew - putting the 'fist' in 'pacifist'.

Whiskas repped

Nothing to explain. Bunch of dicks tooling around, none of whom have the balls required to do the sort of tricks that would be available to them if they chose to ride a bmx/trials/jump bike.

Weak as piss.

Leave off! These cats can do skids using their feet on the top of the rear tyre!

As a proponent of "your mum" jokes, I don't really understand Davey's problem.

That is all.

Oh, except that I kinda like the internet better without you, PJ, although you're a teddy bear of a brummie in real life.

it's not so much the riding bikes different to anyone else that grates, it's the laughable level of completely unjustified self-importance that seems to be part of it that is getting up everyones nose.

They're young?

Let them.

You and I are just jealous that we're old.

The irony of me commenting on pajamas posts yesterday being santimonious and lacking self awareness is totally lost on me.

As a proponent of "your mum" jokes, I don't really understand Davey's problem.

That is all.

Oh, except that I kinda like the internet better without you, PJ, although you're a teddy bear of a brummie in real life.

Your momma's so fat she's on both sides of the family.

Is disabled better than world champ?

Is disabled better than world champ?

Free parking.

^ Is that Edgeware Road

It's the carpark.
Ground floor.

I'm not sure camels can make it to the 5th.

Camels can't walk up steps