The london trick beef? a.k.a 5th Floor Fixie Crew Implosion

Who's signed up for the Southend ride? Pretty sure we're all welcome.

David, in all seriousiness, is it worth getting a criminal record for assault simply to defend your wife's honour (of whom wasn't there at the time)?

Ed, You really are a fucking dickhead of the highest order.
Enough of your endless shit-stirring.

Douche-bag of the year award is yours already.
And it's only March.

Damn, I was hoping I might make a late play for that.

Hoops and Ed are neck and neck... It's the London douchebag beef...

Hoops and Ed are neck and neck... It's the London douchebag beef...

londondouchebeef.com

Linky no worky

www.londondouchebeef.com

Much better.

If I were to go wandering up to everyone I ever saw being a prick and tell them of their prickish behaviour I would be
a) exhausted
b) a prick

^qte: Hilarious and wise.

I thought only douchebags used the word douchebag.

Only a douchebag would think that.

what the fuck is a douchebag?

Douchelord or Douchenozzle.

what the fuck is a douchebag?

Google it with safe search off.

Ed, You really are a fucking dickhead of the highest order.

I have a lovely frame that'll fit your short arse, would you like to meet up and buy it?

It's a TARCK!

We've got some moustache bars and fucking ugly bikes, would you like to come and see them?

Only a douchebag would think that.

oh touche

or should I say douche?

Google it with safe search off.

meh - they can't sack me, can they?

oh, jesus

Ask dammit.

I have a lovely frame that'll fit your short arse, would you like to meet up and buy it?

a. you need some new material
b. i reckon rob would batter you like a ginger stepchild.

Scoble got no game...