The london trick beef? a.k.a 5th Floor Fixie Crew Implosion

Hope not my wife.

YEAH!

Smash his face in!

Sell him a bike EEI

He may not be that loic

But by tomorrow he will be veloicio with a bar code avatar

I've lost the plot, therefore, I am going to take a knee and sit out for a minute or two.

Come here, big boy.

Sell him a bike EEI

A cunning plan. He'd probably come off it a fall from the mighty hight.

You can bet your wife on it.

^oof!
What a thread. Certainly delivers.

EDIT: Sorry, was in response to poofaces link, should have quoted. This thread moves swiftly...

26 members and 17 guests :)

Can this thread be closed now, and can we start a crew called the 13th page crew in its memory, please? Pretty please?

Has this been resolved then?

No Grande Rouge,
I'm at home tonight. Working the guns.

c-c-c-c-combobreaker!
You called?

No Grande Rouge,
I'm at home tonight. Working the guns.
your what?!?!

http://www.flickr.com/photos/47098652@N04/5514182543/sizes/m/in/photostream/

Hmmm... :|

Big Red Messiah.

You called?
your what?!?!

Do you mean "your" or "you're"
?

Big Red Messiah.

the towel would be longer, if that was me.

This is great, it's not even Friday.

i was just thinking that.

Exactly, he's our fixie saviour dontchaknow? And he's probably on here every fucking day just like the fucking rest of us but knows no one's got any time for his self-important, holier-than-thou bollocks anymore... See ya, Phil, come back soon, wontcha?

Google result of 'fixie saviour' came back with this;

No Grande Rouge,
I'm at home tonight. Working the guns.

your what?!?!

Do you mean "your" or "you're"
?
Nope, i mean your... i thought it only fair to tease you about it as much as you tease me...

the towel would be longer, if that was me.

#insertsmileywinkey thing.

NOT A EUPH

dont forget your lady-purse iain.

You've got it wrong. David's innocent, he was trying to arrange to meet as close as possible to Bethnal Green police station to save everyone else from the effort of concluding this issue.

Loic's message is a statement, attaching cowardice to David regarding the alleged incident.

David's replies can be broken into four statements.
Statement 1: "Pussies call the cops" is obviously an admission on his part regarding his cowardice when allegedly ganging up on Loic and an assurance that he, David, will call the police to rectify the matter.
Statement 2: "I will break you you" is street slang for I'll give you a break and do the decent thing.
Statement 3: "Police calling Pussy" aside from the grammatical error is a strengthening of statement 1.
Statement 4: "I will kill you" is obviously a friendly in joke or sign off between friends.