The london trick beef? a.k.a 5th Floor Fixie Crew Implosion

The Internet Speculation is strong today.

Someone tell me i shouldn't read the previous 66 pages of this thread...

Don't

I've come across the guy behind the twitter account on the road before and he is a dangerous rider, who is banned from several clubs in London.

forum/fixie gold. defo worth a read

5 pages in, going strong

I've come across him through work. He was a nasty piece of work then too.

Alec is a lover, not a fighter.

NW3JazzMag rides a Pinarello Dogma. Confirms previously suspected dickishness. On the other hand he does also appear to be a handy cyclist of sorts:

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Team GB's sportive team.

Hahaha, what a cunt.

Can we not have a LFGSS sportive team?

What kind of whopper wears a Bambino

You basically have to pay a stupid fee to ride and finish a sportive-like Time Trial and you essentially qualify for the 'worlds'.

Hopefully he gets to the start and the commissiare deems his bike not UCI legal.

I hope they test his radioactive piss

lol

I can't believe this is actually a thing. I mean, the UCI, worlds, stripes... supposed to mean something more than some middle aged banger turning up and chucking 100 quid into a jar!

To be fair it is moderately hard to qualify these days

Ah, fond memories of NW3. The Duke of Hamilton 23 years ago ...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZkQ-Y8WLQv4

Tony Gibb wades in.

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Any person who is not a cunt will find all that perfectly agreeable

This made me lol.

https://twitter.com/agibby76/status/880837908101566464

Too. Good. What a Walter Mitty type fud.

tbh the most disturbing thing to come off his twitter isn't the fact he looks more Jimmy Saville than Tom Simpson, but rather the fact that he's called his son 'Maximillion' which means he either can't spell very well or thinks that having 'million' somewhere in your name is classy...

Brilliant, just brilliant.

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This whole episode has made me laugh more than the original thread.

What a plum.

I think the best part is how it reversed, 6 years ago, a member of 5thfloor was being a plum, nowadays it's that guy who's being a plum.