Things I Think About When I Cycle...

death... usually death

You are Jack Gladney and I claim my £5.
:)

pew pew pew
[Bullhorn handlebars make it easier to imagine you're a spaceship shooting lasers]

That blonde in lycra has got a nice arse - I'll give her a cheeky wink as I overtake

OF FuCK - IT WAS A DUDE
Lycra must be banned
Don't tell the wife
Do tell the wife?
I am so confused

Ideas for stories, whether to go and get a coffee, half remembered lyrics of songs, is it time for coffee, how much i love cycling, quickest way to the coffee shop, how this is the best bike EVER!

I should note, i spend an inordinate amount of time looking at bikes ont' net, and deciding what bikes i want next/if i had the money, but as soon as i get on my bike (either of my bikes) i am content. x

pew pew pew
[Bullhorn handlebars make it easier to imagine you're a spaceship shooting lasers]

well you're armed with serious headlights on each handlebar IIRC. good luck running into you for coffee

In traffic: concentrating on the road and the other users (murderers in cars and lemming twat cyclists)
Road training: concentrating on the road, looking for potholes watching speedo/HRM to keep in the plan
Track training: concentrating on whatever drill I am doing
BMX: concentrating on not going over the bars and getting that back wheel dug in to manuals
MTB: concentrating on the trail and all it's hazards.

Bedtime is for dreaming, days off are for daydreaming.

How many times will this be reposted?

Will the search function ever be good enough?

Do you pubically post PM's and let others see what false shitheads they are?

Is it that bad posting an ad in several places?

How many times will this be reposted?

Will the search function ever be good enough?

Do you pubically post PM's and let others see what false shitheads they are?

Is it that bad posting an ad in several places?

can't visualise what that would mean, thankfully

issues ^^

^^
Not enough scones before the commute, clearly.

can't visualise what that would mean, thankfully

Fucking spell check, or freudian slip to what is really going on my mind that my man garden needs some topiary.

I think about my balls. I have no choice really.

Nothing, you don't have time to think. If you think,you die.

I can't remember.

(About It)

I think about the things I would do to that cnut that just pulled out without indicating.

Nice one!

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- Lyn Collins - Do Your Thing - JBs[/ame]

This hill can't fucking stop me
That hurt
In a good way
I can't believe I was gonna get the train
I'm going so fast I'm gonna set off that thing that tells you to slow down
22 mph on the flat...prob more like 17...pussy
Endorphins have kicked in, I'm never getting public transport again.
I'be been trackstanding for ages. Someone spot ME...PLEASE!
After you, sir
What a nice bus driver
TWAT
PRICK
C*NT x3
I'm not ready to be a ped yet...round the block quickly, I'll tell her I got lost
I didn't lock my bike to theirs, did I?
That WOULD have been stupid.
I love you.
No one will try to steal you will they?
I don't mind if they succeed as you're insured, but if they just fuck you up and I have to carry you home I'm gonna be PISSED.

This hill can't fucking stop me
That hurt
In a good way
I can't believe I was gonna get the train
I'm going so fast I'm gonna set off that thing that tells you to slow down
22 mph on the flat...prob more like 17...pussy
Endorphins have kicked in, I'm never getting public transport again.
I'be been trackstanding for ages. Someone spot ME...PLEASE!
After you, sir
What a nice bus driver
TWAT
PRICK
C*NT x3
I'm not ready to be a ped yet...round the block quickly, I'll tell her I got lost
I didn't lock my bike to theirs, did I?
That WOULD have been stupid.
I love you.
No one will try to steal you will they?
I don't mind if they succeed as you're insured, but if they just fuck you up and I have to carry you home I'm gonna be PISSED.

^^nice. on the trackstanding i've had peds say things like "oh good balance" to me before! i just smile and don't let on that it's easy!

Just got out on the bike today and its a gorgeous day and I was wondering what other people think about when they cycle. Personally I use the time to wonder how long I can hold onto a doobie before anyone mentions it or if I move around a group of people sharing a doobie can I get a second bang on it without anyone noticing. Think of some reasons explaining why I don't have any green on me, again. How to stop people knicking me chips the selfish bastards.

Is your cycling time, a space for you to think about nothing at all, or everything at once...

Fixed that for you Brother G

Is your cycling time, a space for you to think about nothing at all, or everything at once...

I like to think about my hands, I imagine them in all different kinds of orientations, I imagine them slightly bigger than they actually are, sometimes I see them fighting, one hand against the other, then a third turns up and get's stick in, sometimes this third hand has a finger missing, sometimes it is crying, other times it's stoic, towards the end of the fight the hands kind of make up, they get over their differences and all work together to invent something futuristic, I imagine giving them a small laser pointer for their birthday present, they use it in their experiments, sometimes for good, sometime for bad.

Hands.

Birmingham is shit.

I think about plots for stories, how a particular story might turn out.

I only think of these things on the flats or on the hills.

On the descents I just pretend I'm a fighter pilot swooping low over rough terrain.

I also think about words - phrases just go round and round and round...

I'm thinking about the phrase 'Westonbirt Arboretum' at the moment.

The other week it was 'Gaboon Viper'.

Or Peter Serafinowicz Peter Serafinowicz Peter Serafinowicz Peter Serafinowicz Peter Serafinowicz Peter Serafinowicz Peter Serafinowicz Peter Serafinowicz Peter Serafinowicz...

I also think about getting home and having my dinner.

How long can I keep this up before I develop erectile dysfunction.

Pun intended.

That blonde in lycra has got a nice arse - I'll give her a cheeky wink as I overtake

OF FuCK - IT WAS A DUDE
Lycra must be banned
Don't tell the wife
Do tell the wife?
I am so confused

That was Greasy Slag.