Tnrc 2011

And samesex partners.
/guardianista.

That discriminates against those of us who've had our bastard children outside of wedlock.

the we have a bastard bad dad mum category just for ourselvers. :)

saldy i don't think i will turn up to many rides this year :(

'ello Damo, I almost forgot to offer *congratulations.

*This is them.

the we have a bastard bad dad mum category just for ourselvers. :)

saldy i don't think i will turn up to many rides this year :(

You can count me in, too.

We only got married for immigration reasons.
Trufax.

it's just an example. perhaps those of you out of wedlock could have an arm or leg broken in a 'domestic'.

What? Have we been allowing unmarried parents on the rides? How many more members of this so called club have been living in sin? I was considering a boycott of the rides until the TNRC regained it's moral compass but perhaps it more important that I attend if only to save you from your own disgrace.

I think the only way for us to return to the true path is with the sanctity and dignity of a mass wedding prior to the next awards ceremony...

I assume the rev. Jonny is licensed to officiate.

Congrats Damo :)

I'm thinking Hemel Hempstead and Tonbridge. Scarlett, Sam?

Probably. I've got a job interview Wednesday, and my wife's 40th on Saturday, so otherwise occupied for a few days…

saldy i don't think i will turn up to many rides this year :(

bad mum trophy is mine, then.....yay

baddads and mums the competition is certainly wide open although obviously to win it you need to turn up on some rides. in the event of a draw where two or more dads attend the same number of rides then other circumstances will be taken into consideration to determine the winner. turning up to the awards ceremony with divorce papers that your partner has served on you should tip it in your favour. show me some fucking commitment.

Hey, I even has divorce papers...I'm so gonna win this fucker this year....!

congrats Jenny!!!!

I'm thinking Hemel Hempstead and Tonbridge. Scarlett, Sam?

Can do. Would be a great route if everyone was fixed, but I've stripped the threads on my lockring. I'll take the Olmo instead.

TNRC Deluxe Dates for your Diary

Tuesday 26 July

Tuesday 9 August

Tuesday 23 August

One more to be confirmed towards the end of the season

You should note that these dates do not clash with the usual fortnightly schedule.

Details of routes will be posted real soon so you can decide if they are worth taking the next day off work for. Though they are, they definitely are.

That is all looking very good!

you don't think i overdid it on the bold?

Which is the Bath one?

Looking forward to the spa ending.

^ will sort order with tim and post up shortly dude

Which is the Bath one?

What? We have to have a Bath for one of these rides. But I had one last year and I'm not due another until after the Olympics. The Rio Olympics.

All Deluxe dates diaried. None clash with anything else (so far). :)

Hope to make one of them too.

9th August. IN.

^ Don't think that just cos you're not at home you'll be escaping a night of whining, incessant feeding and other worldly smells.

I'm hoping my battle hardened exterior will deal with tears and sobbing at 3am with a simple, soothing, "come on, it'll be ok". Rather than an automatic response of reaching for a nappy and cleaning someone's arse. Then kissing them and telling them "Daddy loves you".

Still, fingers crossed out there tnrcers, eh?