2012 - The end is nigh!

So then, we're all gonna die on Dec 12 2012

What time? I can imagine when all those people will start dying in Osaka, those in LA will be still worried about their mortgage.

my sister thinks there's an element of truth in this, but not that we're all going to die, but there will be some kind of massive transition in civilisation.

Perhaps someone will finally firebomb the Create HQ?

Yep, that's the general consensus amongst the New Age / conspiracy theorist / spiritual types.

2012 will mark a profound shift in human consciousness, a grand 'awakening' - whatever that might mean.

Yep, that's the general consensus amongst the New Age / conspiracy theorist / spiritual types.

2012 will mark a profound shift in human consciousness, a grand 'awakening' - whatever that might mean.

eckhart tolle type shizzle, i am guessing?

eckhart tolle type shizzle, i am guessing?

Yeah, that kind of thing.

I find Eckhart Tolle an intolerable cunt and surprisingly grating for someone who talks so slowly and with such vacuosity.

He is a point for point perfect example of a pseudo-intellectual / pseudo-profound trader in 'word salad'.

. . . bet he's got some nonsense to say about 2012 . .

(off to torture myself on Youtube)

i found his books quite good in parts, but you know there's something wrong when you've got pay for enlightenment. He must be close to a billionaire after all the Oprah publicity

i found his books quite good in parts

It's not impossible I suppose !

: )

As mentioned in another thread, Hitler kept the trains running on time.

but you know there's something wrong when you've got pay for enlightenment. He must be close to a billionaire after all the Oprah publicity

He'll have his own aftershave out soon enough, you spray it on and watch people fall asleep all around you.

I remember waking up on Jan 1st 2000 with the mother of all hangovers and the sky outside looked blood red through the net curtains, I could hear some shouting out in the street and my mobile and the downstairs phone both ringing simultaneously. for a split second my sleep addled brain took these separate dots and connected them into an 'end of days' type scenario and I truly thought the end was indeed nigh. I stood up expecting to see fire raining from the skies and death and destruction on the streets only to be confronted by my usual view of Basildon (so no sky-fire but a little death and destruction). bit of an anti-climax really if you ask me.

my stepfather, god rest his soul.. went to the local hamza cash and carry and bought six month food supplies in late 1999.. mind you the imam at his mosque (shacklewell lane) was preaching end of the world every friday with new instructions for armagedon, even though he insisted on buying a lottery ticket for the draw on saturday... lolz

i think i got 3 kilos of dates for christmas that year.. was quite funny really..

lolz at the lottery ticket bit...got any dates left.

i am digging a bunker in my back yard.. i worked with a bloke who was seriously in to the conspiracy theory stuff David Ike and all them Lizard people may be dec 12 2012 is when the Lizard king comes and takes his throne...or may be not.

eating hamza dates apparently prolongs life, thats what he told me, past away in sept 2000 :(

but very happy he didn't see 911, he was a total mercenary when it came to conflict (ex marine / SBS, secret ops in bosnia) by then i think most of the dates were given away..

the old man's lottery ticket story was very funny... it was his way of buying himself into that small immaculate heaven he craved for..

2012: Nibiru is going to FUCK US UP.

the world won't end on a wednesday.

it'll be a friday morning i reckon... dibs on friday morning.

fuck.. can't it be on a monday morning..

monday morning too obvious.

friday morning in early summer, women in summer dresses, men in shirt-sleeves

the first thing anyone notices is the wind completely drops..

well that's how i've planned it

i'll plan an early day ride finish on primrose hill and watch the sunrise for the last time. damn, i'll even do it fixed
Okay then the Doomsday predictions so far for 2012:-

1. Mayan Calendar Expires - armageddon or world clock resets to zero

2. Coronal Mass Ejection - solar flare knocks out all telecoms/satellite shut down, magnetic poles reverse

3. Nostradamus Theory - mass destruction by comet impact

4. Nibiru Encounter - invasion of the Anunnaki alien race