2012 Olympic Road Race

Come on FFS, give us some times/gaps

I don't think the rest is going to catch up

She's from Yorskshire???!

*turns over

We have to listen to Boardman, you have to watch Armistead.

'Some more have come up from behind'

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I don't think the rest is going to catch up

oh wait here's more. good. now onto the climb

That Dutch lass has smoked the break. Reel her in!

79km to go.

COME ON Army, let's get Barmy!!!

"Australia are on the front of the residue of the field..."

Eeuuww.

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brilliant shot from the motorbike just then

COME ON Army, let's get Barmy!!!

I'm feeling fizzy, COME ON LIZZIE!

Lizzie is going to win this race

mental bleach

One of your famous predictions Mike?

^This is her year

Lizzie is going to win this race

I really hope so.

Cooke isn't doing much. She's supposed to be working for Armistead, but she's doing fuck all. I've a feeling she'll try for a long one, maybe 10k to go.

Here we go

And what's Lucy Martin doing? Naff all!

This'll be interesting...

Great handling skills by Armistead there -

I've a feeling she'll try for a long one,

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'We're all in Dorking, LET'S GET PORKING!'

^ :)

Australia looking keen, pace is up...

Where's Vos?

'Hard to tell where to measure from as it just curves up!'

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