British Military Fitness

Local bye law over here, responsible owners adhere to this and clear up after themselves. They always did, the introduction of the law has made no difference.

It is, as with all things the minority who spoil it. My daughter is shit scared of dogs because some people don't follow the rules. My garden is full of poo as some people fuck off for the day and leave their dogs to roam the streets and my garden as they please.

The dog warden has been phoned twice this morning as there are three dogs wandering around the estate. Two of the owners are sat in their houses, no warden has yet appeared.

If its in my garden and uninvited it will be treated as vermin.

What you need is a decent air rifle.

You should lend him yours, you've still not bagged those pigeons have you?

Its not the dogs I have a problem with.
Shooting people is illegal here too.

You should lend him yours, you've still not bagged those pigeons have you?

I think they got wind of my intentions and fucked off to some woods about a quarter of a mile away.

It's getting a bit late to start bagging them now though - their fat reserves are down and they get a bit skinny towards the end of winter.
Hey ho...

Perhaps a bit of British Military Fitness would have got you used to crawling through woods quietly.

these courses - do you get a tea break every so often, and a chance to make awkward conversation about the weather?

HMP Fitness recruiting now!

right so weve collectively sorted out the fact that it dosent matter how you exercise as long as you do it, and whippets in lycra should s.t.f.u.,
also, that using the parks for free and creaming off money from demotivated dobbers pisses some of us off but not others.

Next topic.
Dogs.

Crack me up dog owners in parks, 95% have NO control over their beasts at all,
so when they say stuff like ' dont do that jabre' or similar its another chance to laugh it off, smile, and reflect on the eternity of nothingness that awaits us at the end of this life.

I had a doberman from a shelter. I had to give it away, because it was attacking muslim women. Seriously.

I had a doberman from a shelter. I had to give it away, because it was attacking muslim women. Seriously.

Did you confuse it by shouting "sikh" instead of "fetch"?

^^ I worked in a former premier league football clubs official "away fans" bar on matchdays. They had a rescued alsation as a guard dog, it had serious issues as a result of the upbringing it had with an NF member. Scary.

My dads dog was used to being walked in Wiltshire, with a very white local populus.

When I first started walking Harry on the Thames path down in Kew he would get very agitated by people who were not white. He would start barking and cower. Took about 6 months visits to leafy Kew before he calmed down.

On a dog related note, my dog as a child was so fucking gay. He would only try to mount other dogs, no interest in the bitches.

I find it particularly funny when dogs run as fast as they can at strangers and jump all over them, then the owners wander up and go 'its ok, he's just excited'.

My dads dog was used to being walked in Wiltshire, with a very white local populus.

When I first started walking Harry on the Thames path down in Kew he would get very agitated by people who were not white. He would start barking and cower. Took about 6 months visits to leafy Kew before he calmed down.

On a dog related note, my dog as a child was so fucking gay. He would only try to mount other dogs, no interest in the bitches.

they say dogs are like their owners...

most ignored sign ever: dogs must be kept on leads.

'oh not our dog, he's so friendly!'

Second most. The most is "NO DOGS" in Essex.

most ignored sign ever: dogs must be kept on leads.

'oh not our dog, he's so friendly!'

Probably traffic lights are more often ignored.

So Richie, darling object of lust, are you saying I am a racist homo? If so fuck off back to where you came from (after I have had a chance to bum you).

dude, i was in warminster on the weekend and i know the stock from whence you came.

friends of dorothy are not tolerated down there, so i put it to you that you are a racist squaddie's love-child.

:)

As greenwich park is closed in the evenings over winter all of the fitness groups have moved out onto blackheath and running round with my tri group on tuesdays there's a couple of other groups about.

the thing I find amusing is there's a group which up until the new year was entirely composed of women who unpack a whole gyms worth of free weights, kettlebells and all sorts of other exercise paraphenalia from their cars just down from our meeting point and have at it and from running laps past them most weeks it's patently obvious they work out much harder than the brit milfs that we encounter when we train on the other side of the heath. they don't have any camo'd up drill sergeant screaming at them, they just turn up and get on with it. whenever the bmf are setup near us they seem more interested in watching what we're doing rather than the situps/press-ups they're supposed to be doing.

Maybe they're undercover.

As greenwich park is closed in the evenings over winter all of the fitness groups have moved out onto blackheath and running round with my tri group on tuesdays there's a couple of other groups about.

the thing I find amusing is there's a group which up until the new year was entirely composed of women who unpack a whole gyms worth of free weights, kettlebells and all sorts of other exercise paraphenalia from their cars just down from our meeting point and have at it and from running laps past them most weeks it's patently obvious they work out much harder than the brit milfs that we encounter when we train on the other side of the heath. they don't have any camo'd up drill sergeant screaming at them, they just turn up and get on with it. whenever the bmf are setup near us they seem more interested in watching what we're doing rather than the situps/press-ups they're supposed to be doing.

Hatbeard clearly has a thing for unfit lazy women - referring to them as milfs. This thread has it all, racist dogs, fattism and now sexism.

you mean they're trying to infiltrate our ring? well, we are a group of sweaty lyca clad people on a darkened heath in London so it's possible we're giving off mixed signals... I believe popstars and politicians have run afoul of such misunderstandings in the past as well.

edit. their website is clearly called BritMilfIT I assumed it stood for British Milfs Imitating Territorial(Army)

edit2: but you have a point about the first bit, phwoar rubs knees

Infiltrating, not imitating.

I find it particularly funny when dogs run as fast as they can at strangers and jump all over them, then the owners wander up and go 'its ok, he's just excited'.

Hatbeard clearly has a thing for unfit lazy women - referring to them as milfs. This thread has it all, racist dogs, fattism and now sexism.

yeah like, get that animal off my rarpha- now!

plenty more isms to get on yet, stop slacking

MILFIT. Euuurghhh... In Toilets?