What would jesus ride?

So the end of my road was blocked with Christians and their cars outside their place of worship, happens each Sunday . I thought to question their mode of transport asking them to consider What Would Jesus Ride? and wasn't sure of the answer myself.

So if Jesus were alive today what would he ride?

Home built 12 (apostles) speed tourer with leather saddle and White bar tape. Dynamos and a front rack. Frame... King of Mercia?

Jesus rides a Roberts. And a Surly.

'cross

The ex-pope rode a white colnago, and he must've had some inside info...

The lord of the meek, the downtrodden, the humble and the mild?

So a recumbent, then?

and wearing this stuff

http://www.christiancycleonline.com/

Audi Q7 according to baptists.
Volvo XC90 if christians didn't split up from judaism.
Alfa Romeo Gulietta as a single man catholic.
And a fixie, as an anti-establishment rebel

Surely he would have a spok?

Don't push it.

Audi Q7 according to baptists.
Volvo XC90 if christians didn't split up from judaism.
Alfa Romeo Gulietta as a single man catholic.
And a fixie, as an anti-establishment rebel

so he would drive whatever the worshippers drive?

Seriously, when i considered asking a christian that question I wondered what their view is on environmental issues and whether they felt any obligation to look after the environment. judging by their choice of big cars that seemed a low priority

But Jeezus is alive today....isn't he?

so he would drive whatever the worshippers drive?

I bet he could teleport.

I'm sure he'd care for the environment, wouldn't he?

No, sorry, that would be Buddah.

Plus he'd be able to sort out the bent tubes.

(saying that, Skydancer sports similar)

jesus, yesterday

a conversion

He can do this too (without spandles)

It's funny, how only because religion is perceived as a part of tradition, we think about Jesus as a member of the old old skool.
Not all Christians are Amish.

If he's around today, he probably drives Toyota Prius and buys organic at Waitrose.