Perfumed Ponces

Chili cheese cubes???? Where have you been all my life!!!

^^ You'll never get one of those under your coat.

I mourn the Effra's slide into homogeny, the day they stopped serving mannish water and took out the divider between the public and saloon bar the place lost a lot of its character... No more old Jamaican fellas slamming domino tiles onto the table and no more cheap, authentic Caribbean food cooked and served by the woman who seemed to live in the kitchen at the back of the pub... le sigh

The irony.

Poor Chelsea Joe ;)

I mourn the Effra's slide into homogeny, the day they stopped serving mannish water and took out the divider between the public and saloon bar the place lost a lot of its character... No more old Jamaican fellas slamming domino tiles onto the table and no more cheap, authentic Caribbean food cooked and served by the woman who seemed to live in the kitchen at the back of the pub... le sigh

Have you considered moving your custom to the Red Cow in Peckham?

Pubs do a roaring trade in my home town. Probably 'cause most of the people there are pissheads.

You'll never get one of those under your coat.

that's the only reason for your anger

Yes, I can, and yes, they are. I know this as our local inSanesbury's very often has multi-buys that are more expensive than buying the same amount individually.

And the latest scam is having no bags in the fruit and veg section to make you buy the pre-pack shite at robbing cost. And people do, all day long.

Who needs cheese cubes when you have a pair of scissors, eh?

Nobody, but nobody, need to harbour an irrational fear of oversized cheese portions when a pair of finger-shears are to hand. Factoid!

And the latest scam is having no bags in the fruit and veg section to make you buy the pre-pack shite at robbing cost. And people do, all day long.

Its almost a stealth tax.

#sarcastic daily mail style rant#

Knocking that pub down is an outrage. Mind you, Richard E. Grant has only been sloshed once, so he was never going to step in.....

Lucifer repped

I thought this was going to be a shitstorm about the Rapha scent of Ventoux or ponces like myself that splash on things like lavender water.

hahaha, i thought the same thing

in facts is the save the foundry mk2

The film’s ‘Mother Black Cap’ pub (presumably a conflation of Camden’s Black Cap and Mother Red Cap – now the World’s End), where Withnail (Richard E Grant) orders “Two large gins. Two pints of cider. Ice in the cider”, was until recently one of the Babushka chain. It was briefly relaunched as The Mother Black Cap, but is now Crescent House, 41 Tavistock Crescent at St Mark’s Grove, W11, facing the end of St Luke’s Road. It’s had a radical makeover into a classy restaurant since finding fame as Camden’s woozy old Irish boozer

There's a piece by Washington Irving where he talks about the two "houses" of Mother Red Cap and Mother Black Cap in Camden, so I suspect they go back a long while. He also has a story about a ghostly "Father Red Cap" called "The Tale of the Black Fisherman" or something similar.

I can name 50 pubs in london that should get the wrecking ball renovations.

I can name 50 pubs in london that should get the wrecking ball renovations.

List time?

wankhouses such as Tesco, Asda and the like.

Ha, brilliant!

I can name 50 pubs in london that should get the wrecking ball renovations.
..ok so that's all the walkabouts taken care of. Next.

oh ho! he's got him!

I just checked, strewth, there' 35 Walkabout's in the UK.... 35....