Official Christmas Thread

I had a polish christmas a few times.
Jellied Carp can fuck right off.
vodka was good tho.

its vodka-jellied-carp for the in-laws on christmas day.. good call

Out to Tignes on Sunday for a week. Snow looks superb, should be a good one.

Yes! Know some people that are out there now an there's been over a foot since last night forecast the same toight.... just hope the snow pack sorts itself out as there's been some issues.

I like the presents and the drinking.

You're not supposed to drink. It's all about the birth of Our Lord Jesus Christ.

I had a polish christmas a few times.
Jellied Carp can fuck right off.
vodka was good tho.

Yep, carp only fried. Still fucking infested with bones...

YouTube - The Fast Show - Flat Rave

And I, for once, is determined to haz proper christmas here:
http://www.zakopianskidwor.pl/

You'll be going near the gf's place.. her folks are coming over here so good time for robbing the joint..

Carp should only be thrown up the bank for the dog.

Do they own anything valuable apart from sheep cheese?

Carp should only be thrown up the bank for the dog.

The whole fun is in keeping it for a week in your bath tub. Ask your misseuse.

I'd like to spend the day carving up Cliff Richard and Noddy Holder.

Fuck Christmas

This is the kind of soft, sentimental rubbish that people spout at this time of year. HTFU man.

I'd like to spend the day craving for Cliff Richard and Noddy Holder.

Oh you...you.

This year I am going to spend all day doing a drawing of Jesus doing something ace - like killing a Falcon with his neck.

I am sitting at JFK airport trying, not very successfully to get home. We are already a day delayed. There are two competing sound systems that I can hear in the Virgin lounge. One is playing a selection of hackneyed Christmas pop and the other seems to be organ music of. Christmas carols.

I am not feeling full of good will.

Oh dear Clive. Not good.

Have a little Shame McGowan sing-a-long - I'm sure everyone will be joining in, it'll be like West Side Story in there...

I did suggest a sing song earlier but someone started with "We're leaving on a jet plane" which was a little too fanciful.

In the weather like this is the landing I'm afraid off.
Merry Christmas, Clive.

(good luck getting back Clive and careful not to slip when you get of tthe plane here)

christmas is nothing
sorrow and sadness for some
joy and warmth for others
nothing there for me

Go to the tax free shop and buy an iPad, make yourself feel better.

(good luck getting back Clive and careful not to slip when you get of tthe plane here)

christmas is nothing
sorrow and sadness for some
joy and warmth for others
nothing there for me

Sounds wonderful.

This year for christmas I will get a notebook where to draw my favorite christmas jokes.

I've had enough of christmas and it hasn't even happened yet.

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Thanks for the heads up. If you are out and about, and fancy meeting up, let me know. Staying in Le Lavachet, just praying there are no dramas with the flight.

@Malaysian, home computer set up with Son and heir's forum account, rather than mine, so apologies for any confusion. Offer stands of a pint and an off piste ride if you are over at any time next week.

Any updates on Clive at JFK Airport yet?