Official Christmas Thread

This Christmas I am thinking of going for a medium deep pan with fresh tomato, pineapple and tuna.

What toppings will you be ordering for your pizza this year ?

Fuck Christmas

red tinsel

mistle toefd

A partridge. In a pear tree. Good King Wenceslas. Aled Jones. Extra cheese.

port and lots of it.

Fuck Holiday

Ftfy.

And I, for once, is determined to haz proper christmas here:

http://www.zakopianskidwor.pl/

not long now, oh dear.

Mistletofu.

Mistletofu.

Round of applause.

Mince Pie pizza of course. With extra gravy.

After reading what 'Tynan' stands for in urban dictionary (4), I can't think of nothing else but chocolate starfish Pizza.

Fuck Christmas and the donkey you rode in on.

I like the presents and the drinking.

I like the underwear and the eating.

+1

not into spending cash on shit when i should be spending it on me and bike bits :D

And I, for once, is determined to haz proper christmas here:

http://www.zakopianskidwor.pl/

Is that near the ski-jumping?

Coming off working a 72 hour week, drive to Val D'Isere tomorrow, back on christmas eve, work another 72 hours, out new years eve, jump on bus back to Tignes on new years day, back to work on the 12th.

Gonna be a good month... I do love the snow...

On the top of my pizza I shall sprinkle the tears of dying garden birds and the mouldering remains of the satsumas from the bottom of spoilt children's merino wool stockings.

And what Christmas would be complete without a thick wedge of free range Noel Edmonds?

Happy Jesusmas!

I'd like Cliff Richard on a pizza. With mistletoe and wine. And a big fluffy colourful jumper.

Coming off working a 72 hour week, drive to Val D'Isere tomorrow, back on christmas eve, work another 72 hours, out new years eve, jump on bus back to Tignes on new years day, back to work on the 12th.

Gonna be a good month... I do love the snow...

Out to Tignes on Sunday for a week. Snow looks superb, should be a good one.

Oh, cum all ye faithful
Joyful and triumphant,
Oh cum ye,
Oh cum ye...........

Is this a group wank song? Just asking like...

And they seem bloody proud of themselves too......all triumphant like. Xmas pervies.

And I, for once, is determined to haz proper christmas here:

http://www.zakopianskidwor.pl/

I had a polish christmas a few times.
Jellied Carp can fuck right off.
vodka was good tho.