For Sale: PAC Ultimate Courier Bag £130

Max Crowe
• Ninja
• Courier
• Loves his mum (good lad)
• Lodger
• Soap Dodger
• Rent Dodger
• Layabout
• Cannondale expert
• Professional photographer
• Talented heavy metal singer
• Expert paint sprayer/finisher
• Sexpert

Max Crowe
• Ninja
• Courier
• Loves his mum (good lad)
• Lodger
• Soap Dodger
• Rent Dodger
• Layabout
• Cannondale expert
• Professional photographer
• Talented heavy metal singer
• Expert paint sprayer/finisher
• Sexpert
• Blow jobs > Sex

The CV is coming together...

Max Crowe
• Ninja
• Courier
• Loves his mum (good lad)
• Lodger
• Soap Dodger
• Rent Dodger
• Layabout
• Cannondale expert
• Professional photographer
• Talented heavy metal singer
• Expert paint sprayer/finisher
• Sexpert (Blow jobs > Sex)
• Tallest person on "the forum"

Max Crowe
• Ninja
• Courier
• Loves his mum (good lad)
• Lodger
• Soap Dodger
• Rent Dodger
• Layabout
• Cannondale expert
• Professional photographer
• Talented heavy metal singer
• Expert paint sprayer/finisher
• Sexpert (Blow jobs > Sex)
• Tallest person on "the forum"
• Car polisher
• Fence painter

Max Crowe
• Ninja
• Courier
• Loves his mum (good lad)
• Lodger
• Soap Dodger
• Rent Dodger
• Layabout
• Cannondale expert
• Professional photographer
• Talented heavy metal singer
• Expert paint sprayer/finisher
• Sexpert (Blow jobs > Sex)
• Tallest person on "the forum"
• Most prominent "+1er"

Max Crowe
• Ninja
• Courier
• Loves his mum (good lad)
• Lodger
• Soap Dodger
• Rent Dodger
• Layabout
• Cannondale expert
• Professional photographer
• Talented heavy metal singer
• Expert paint sprayer/finisher
• Sexpert (Blow jobs > Sex)
• Tallest person on "the forum"
• Most prominent "+1er"
• Pub minesweeper

Max Crowe
• Ninja
• Courier
• Loves his mum (good lad)
• Lodger
• Soap Dodger
• Rent Dodger
• Layabout
• Cannondale expert
• Professional photographer
• Talented heavy metal singer
• Expert paint sprayer/finisher
• Sexpert (Blow jobs > Sex)
• Tallest person on "the forum"
• Car polisher
• Fence painter
• Most prominent "+1er"
• Pub minesweeper
• Hipster

Max Crowe
• Ninja
• Courier
• Loves his mum (good lad)
• Lodger
• Soap Dodger
• Rent Dodger
• Layabout
• Cannondale expert
• Professional photographer
• Talented heavy metal singer
• Expert paint sprayer/finisher
• Sexpert (Blow jobs > Sex)
• Tallest person on "the forum"
• Car polisher
• Fence painter
• Most prominent "+1er"
• Pub minesweeper
• Hipster
• Gourmand
• Ponce

Max Crowe
• Ninja
• Courier
• Loves his mum (good lad)
• Lodger
• Soap Dodger
• Rent Dodger
• Layabout
• Cannondale expert
• Professional photographer
• Talented heavy metal singer
• Expert paint sprayer/finisher
• Sexpert (Blow jobs > Sex)
• Tallest person on "the forum"
• Car polisher
• Fence painter
• Most prominent "+1er"
• Pub minesweeper
• Hipster
• Gourmand
• Unperfumed Ponce

Max Crowe
• Ninja
• Courier
• Loves his mum (good lad)
• Lodger
• Soap Dodger
• Rent Dodger
• Layabout
• Cannondale expert
• Professional photographer
• Talented heavy metal singer
• Expert paint sprayer/finisher
• Sexpert (Blow jobs > Sex)
• Tallest person on "the forum"
• Car polisher
• Fence painter
• Most prominent "+1er"
• Pub minesweeper
• Hipster
• Gourmand
• Unperfumed Ponce
• handy-man

Every single one of you cunts is getting a slap.

Tony, I haven't been on the forum all day.

Everyone else... Jokes about me being lazy and stuff are not funny anymore. It was merely a phase. The majority of you couldn't do my job if you tried, and even if you could, you wouldn't be earning nearly as much as me. Grow up!

Some of it is true. I do owe some people small sums of money. I know this and it's a private matter between the individual and I.

I'm aware that what I'm writing is in public domain but I don't have anything to hide.

Pictures of the bag tonight.

^^lazeee cnut!

Bet you he doesn't put any pictures up, Mumbles... Tenner?

Monopoly money...

he might have to borrow someones camera tho....

He's already sold his DSLR, innit?

And his iPhone...

Has his Blackberry even got a camera on it?

that's it, no pics tonight. pffffft!

Of course it does, what am I sayin'? It's what he used for his new exhibition, innit?

Max Crowe
• Ninja
• Courier
• Loves his mum (good lad)
• Lodger
• Soap Dodger
• Rent Dodger
• Layabout
• Cannondale expert
• Professional photographer
• Talented heavy metal singer
• Expert paint sprayer/finisher
• Sexpert (Blow jobs > Sex)
• Tallest person on "the forum"
• Car polisher
• Fence painter
• Most prominent "+1er"
• Pub minesweeper
• Hipster
• Gourmand
• Unperfumed Ponce
• handy-man
• mouth breather
• melt
• weapon

Every single one of you cunts is getting a slap.

Tony, I haven't been on the forum all day.

Everyone else... Jokes about me being lazy and stuff are not funny anymore. It was merely a phase. The majority of you couldn't do my job if you tried, and even if you could, you wouldn't be earning nearly as much as me. Grow up!

Some of it is true. I do owe some people small sums of money. I know this and it's a private matter between the individual and I.

I'm aware that what I'm writing is in public domain but I don't have anything to hide.

Pictures of the bag tonight.

This is by no means a challenge (or a piss-take) Max, but in the New Year I'll spend the day with you. Seriously.

Thread closed. Anyone interested, PM me.