Wake Up To Muff

Did you say race?

um, i could bake...

Yep, Race, picnic, live event, I'm planning to make a big day of it.

And did I mention there'll be a trophy?

how you gonna make sure the routes are even?

Don't worry Hatbeard, got logistics covered. They will be roughly even, +/- 2 miles, but this is more about navigation. I reckon Southies know their way around North better than their northern counterparts know the South.

Idea stems really from the reluctance of a lot of people to go to events South because they're so far. People seem to have a skewed sense of southern geography.

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You ain't a cook son, you's just a shook one!

***Sunday 19 May ***(all details tentative)
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[B]*South Team: ***itsbruce, missmouse, ollie?
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[B]*North Team: ***mands, wasteman1, wasteman2

I know two wastemen, that will merk South Team like nothing.

***Sunday 19 May ***(all details tentative)
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[B]*South Team: ***itsbruce, missmouse, ollie?
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[B]*North Team: ***mands, dimi3, Dom

shit just got real

norf london gonna merk you all.

we aint from the south london grime scene we from the north london crime scene

You were real when you were repping Bermondsey Pooface, North London Raascluts>>>>>>>>>>>

***Sunday 19 May ***(all details tentative)
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[B]*South Team: ***itsbruce, missmouse, ollie?
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[B]*North Team: ***----, dimi3, Dom

Can't do 19th.
Could do Sun 12th, Sun 26th May.

Did you say race?

This

I reckon Southies know their way around North better than their northern counterparts know the South.

I wonder why that might be?!

#worthtravellingfor :P

I'd be up for the norths delivery team.

Definitely a race. Brave, you involved? I might increase the teams.

Northies will probably shit themselves at the first sight of Elephant and Castle

Hmm. Need to check race calender.

If i wasn't on holiday i'd be on this, aero-helmet and all

What qualifies as a muff-delivery?

i.e. can a shall we say "ballistic" delivery technique be employed in order to cut down on time spent running up stairs, ringing door bells etc?

That said, I imagine that a photo of the smiling victim muffee needs to be taken, which might require stopping the bike for at least a couple of seconds.

I'd be up for the race.

If we have a large enough team then I may have an innovation that would speed things up considerably.

^ Massively distributed distribution?

If we have a large enough team then I may have an innovation that would speed things up considerably.

Is it a volvo?

Production-line supply chain delivery?

Delivery will require a photo, failure of the recipient to be in for the photo will cost his/her manor a time penalty (to be decided). Hence there's an incentive to be in a spectator involvement. There are more time bonuses as well that I'm working out.

Is it a volvo?

No no, this sounds like far more fun in a "legs burning/hard to breathe/zone 7 interval from hell" type way.