Waifs and Strays - Four

Kicked an elderly black disabled homeless woman IN THE FACE!

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Kicked an elderly black disabled homeless woman IN THE FACE!

Bikeradar >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Braker, sucks buddy, however if you need tips on riding with a broken foot I'm sure Digger can provide information and possibly loan of a very swanky cane.

Am no longer a waif or a stray this year so won't be coming along.
Have a good ride y'all!

1. Object + Doom
   
2. mashton in principle, hopefully in practice too, but we shall see.
   
3. m.f + dutchgirl
   
4. FridayMarch26th
   
5. middleofnowhere
   
6. cliveo, at least for the first hour or so
   
7. i feckin reckon. (skoota)
   
8. rounce
   
9. damo (possibly +1)
   
10. Bobby Hoops
    
11. joe smiff
    
12. ian (conker)
    
13. cafewanda
    
14. slamm
    
15. kattiep + 2
    
16. braker
    
17. Roymund
    
18. Digger (a real Waif this time)
    
19. Oddjob62 (maybe in more than a tshirt and shorts this time)
    
20. Polka Dot
    
21. John H
    
22. JAMIE
    
23. JAMIE'S DAD
    
24. furious tiles
    
25. KRZ
    
26. Deluka
    
27. Quaddie (if I can get him outta bed in time)
    
28. Jacqui
    
29. JAH tim
    
30. nelaii
    
31. V
    
32. T4
    
33. Samuelson
    
34. scherrit (possibly trailing Fettle)
    
35. stiff link
    
36. gormley
    37.lyes888
    
37. Jayloo
    
38. El Guapo
    
39. Loafheads
    
40. Not4Sale
    
41. Henry (maybe)
    
42. Henry +1 (maybe maybe)
    44.rg37
    
43. PlaneBreaker
    

jayloo, and you a baker of considerable excellence. I'll ask her for her recipe for you.

oh, thank you! we just don't make them much in the states. only at thanksgiving and only old people like them.

RoooOOOOoooob! I was looking forward to saying hi, haven't seen you in a while. Well, OK. Fine then.

Slamm, congratulations on your waif free status. Hope we can catch up in the new year.

it's a geographical issue that's the problem, I don't live down there anymore.
I have 'people' here, but will be well away from them on the actual day, probably hammering my cross bike on Clent Hills.
I'd just like to be whipping through zone 1 with you muppets, that's not bad is it?

/sad face

Take your skis/board clent is lush at the moment.

I iz hearing how Braker broke his foot:

He iz had the wet feet (rain cyclings) so was drying them in the oven (135° / gas mark 1) and accidently slammed the oven door on his foot???

^ Lucky he has a towel to dry his head

shame you were not there to hold it with your mouth

shame you were not there to hold it
with your mouth

I iz hearing how Braker broke his foot:

He iz had the wet feet (rain cyclings) so was drying them in the oven (135° / gas mark 1) and accidently slammed the oven door on his foot???

iz shamed coz has not cycled for two weeks apart from last Monday when I rode like an idiot through sarf lahndahn sans lights, sans helmet, + only a festive paper hat (crown).

Broken foot means i'm now 50/50

EDIT: Just seen that Chainbreaker is in, so more like 30/70

just as well you use cleats so you only need one leg!

You can use wood screws to affix cleats to the bottom of a cast. Just incase you didn't know.

Kicked an elderly black disabled homeless woman IN THE FACE!

I'm impressed that you managed to get your leg up so high - all that can-can dancing must be really paying off.Anyway you wanna be careful doing that, you could easily pull a muscle in your back - or was the "elderly black disabled homeless woman" already on the ground?

people shrink as they get older. disabled people often require the use of wheelchairs. homeless people can often be seen sleeping on the ground.

I can't believe I'm talking about the logistics of such a thing.

You can use wood screws to affix cleats to the bottom of a cast. Just incase you didn't know.

If anyone has a weight-bearing (i.e. fibreglass) cast and would like a cleat attached, Bobbinbird (who is training to be an orthopaedic cast technician) can get the Scotchcast and will be happy to affix it.

My Christmas plans have changed a bit, so I'm in, dodgy back notwithstanding

1. Object + Doom
   
2. mashton in principle, hopefully in practice too, but we shall see.
   
3. m.f + dutchgirl
   
4. FridayMarch26th
   
5. middleofnowhere
   
6. cliveo, at least for the first hour or so
   
7. i feckin reckon. (skoota)
   
8. rounce
   
9. damo (possibly +1)
   
10. Bobby Hoops
    
11. joe smiff
    
12. ian (conker)
    
13. cafewanda
    
14. slamm
    
15. kattiep + 2
    
16. braker
    
17. Roymund
    
18. Digger (a real Waif this time)
    
19. Oddjob62 (maybe in more than a tshirt and shorts this time)
    
20. Polka Dot
    
21. John H
    
22. JAMIE
    
23. JAMIE'S DAD
    
24. furious tiles
    
25. KRZ
    
26. Deluka
    
27. Quaddie (if I can get him outta bed in time)
    
28. Jacqui
    
29. JAH tim
    
30. nelaii
    
31. V
    
32. T4
    
33. Samuelson
    
34. scherrit (possibly trailing Fettle)
    
35. stiff link
    
36. gormley
    37.lyes888
    
37. Jayloo
    
38. El Guapo
    
39. Loafheads
    
40. Not4Sale
    
41. Henry (maybe)
    
42. Henry +1 (maybe maybe)
    44.rg37
    45 BlueQuinn
    
43. PlaneBreaker
    

hey guys - im new on here, but a serious waif this year and would love to tag along! What a great idea!

@MadeinMelburn, not that I organised this ride, but you'll be very welcome. as far as I'm concerned, the more the merryer!

MadeinMelburn, you're why I organise this ride each year. Please do come along.

Right, I need to go sort a bike out so I can deliver it to a friend for tomorrow.

I'll be back this evening if anyone has any last minute questions, failing that see you all tomorrow morning, 8.45ish, Oxford Circus.

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Can we move this back to 11am so I can go get shit-faced tonight?

Why not just keep going and then 9 will seem more appealing anyway.