Royalty

Or the Netflix cheque cleared

There must be a beast in Greek or Norse mythology that drew all its sustenance from its dead mother.

Prince Philip?

Good call, but I was thinking Ancient Greek rather than Triassic Greek.

Last night when I couldn't sleep I got well stuck into reading trading about three royal family after posting on here. Did find out that Liz and Phil share 4x great grandparents, and if a royal married a Catholic before 2013 then they became "dead".

We're pretty much all related to them; see Matthew Pinsent and Danny Dyer.

So you are admitting to being related to Danny Dyer?

we all came from adam and eve so aren't we all

Noah more recently

good point every human except noah and his close family were wiped out in the great flood weren't they

wonder what relation noah is to adam and eve

Step uncle

Fully expecting the replacement for Keeping Up With The Kardashians to be centred on Harry and Meghan despite them saying they want to stay out of the limelight and live privately ('cos that's why you sign a contract with a global broadcaster right?).

It's on the first few pages that.

Harry and Meghan are annoying me already, their messages seem so hollow and opportunist

They aren’t royals anymore. We need an ex-royalty thread.

We need an ex-royalty < fullstop >

the queen is asking for a bailout in these tough covid times
accounts show harry and megan took the most expensive foreign trips last year, no wonder they got sacked

Bonus day off in 2022 for HRH's platinum jubilee.

Late May public holiday shifted to 2 June, 3 June bonus public holiday.
4 days of getting leathered.

She’s got to live for another 18 months first. At 94 that’s not guaranteed.

Period of mourning?
As a nation we can't really be expected to work after heard such devastating news?

Look up Operation London Bridge. Be warned, it's a rabbit hole.

There will be at least two days off. One for funeral and one for coronation but probably more.

think we'll get a day off school when lizard daddy phil beams back up to the mother ship?

Harry and Meghan are annoying me already

Oooh, you're on first name terms with them, are you?

They'll also be allowing camping and caravanning on Home Park (Public) on the run-up to the funeral.
Annually, every autumn, until retirement, I was involved in the planning and refreshing of the operation orders for both London and Forth Bridge because the final resting place for Liz and Phil is Frogmore House in Windsor.

Frogless but Lizardmore once they're in the dirt.