Royalty

Gross.

Ha!

I took a piss in the river Jordan once. Shame it wasn't a dump
That makes me feel a little better for the fact I will most likely be put out on my commute home this evening.
No road closures as yet as far as I could tell

I was secretly wishing the water carries some kind of waterborne parasitic virus, until I realised the lizard being baptised is the virus.

You sound pleasant

Not as pleasant as this lot;

Oliver Baker, Emilia Jardine-Paterson, Earl Grosvenor, Jamie Lowther-Pinkerton, Julia Samuel, William van Cutsem and Zara Tindall.

^Cast list for absolutely the worst porn film ever, aimed at toothy horse fetishists?

When's it out? Can I pre-order?

will there be a commemorative sock?

Not as pleasant as this lot;

Oliver Baker, Emilia Jardine-Paterson, Earl Grosvenor, Jamie Lowther-Pinkerton, Julia Samuel, William van Cutsem and Zara Tindall.

How wonderful that they have chosen "commoners", people just like you and me. It means we can all relate to the outlandish nonsense so much the better.

Baptised with water from the river Jordan? WTF is this nonsense?

It means that he will be closer to God than the rest of us which is good because God has ordained that he is chosen to be above us all. Perhaps we should just stick him somewhere in the sky. Maybe a satellite dish engineer?

I fart in their general direction

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Xd_zkMEgkI&sns=em

King Arthur: I am your king.
Peasant Woman: Well, I didn't vote for you.
King Arthur: You don't vote for kings.
Peasant Woman: Well, how'd you become king, then?
[Angelic music plays... ]
King Arthur: The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. That is why I am your king.
Dennis the Peasant: Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.

It's funny when you see the President Cameron arguments in the comments sections of these articles. Do people not realise that in terms of executive power the Prime Minister has a lot more than the President of America. Our lack of a written constitution / elected head of state / elected second house means we do not have the democratic checks and balances.

And every four years you and i can vote to shitcan 'president cameron', not so much with this shower inbred of leeches.

When's it out? Can I pre-ejaculate?

Highly unlikely

http://londonist.com/2013/10/tower-of-london-ravens-killed-by-fox.php

I always thought that getting rid of the Tower Ravens was a pretty simple way of getting rid of the monarchy.

Unleash the Foxes!

http://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2013/nov/06/anonymous-clash-police-buckingham-palace-london

bonfire with the queen at the top anyone ?

How is that anonymous, I can see their faces.

It saddens me that prince Philip has outlived Mandela. Not by much, I hope.

Yes but Nelson did outlive that cunt Maggie.
Take solace in that.

I see they are all coming out of the woodwork for the free PR today.

that chinless, balding twat and his broodmare wife were on the telly yesterday being asked for an opinion - they were at the premier for some new nelson mandela movie. so that was classy.

they didn't bother asking his vapid wife what she thought.

still, nice they can afford a babysitter for a night out on the tiles whenever they fancy it.

You could be forgiven for thinking that the BBC are Will and Kate's personal PR agency giving them a boost whenever they need it. Makes me sick.