Royalty

I'm vegan. Stop trying to create blase over generalised labels for us mocassinists. Just because i'm not a far left cobbler doesn't mean I murder animals ffs.

I do like a bit of http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battenberg_cake cake though. Does this make me a turncoat for its royal connotations?

Interestingly it is quite on topic for the whole German thing...

So what's wrong with the Queen being German?

I don't. bloody Germans. Coming over here and correcting our grammar. harrupmh harrumph harrumph.

Can't you even harrumph consistently? ;P

I'm vegan. Stop trying to create blase over generalised labels for us mocassinists. Just because i'm not a far left cobbler doesn't mean I murder animals ffs.

Brilliant, that's great to hear.

Lol. Great timing Oliver.

^^^ Nothing. She shouldn't be a Queen though, just German.

Some of my best friends are German queens.

But are they cobblers?

No, they're all vegans.

that blood starts to flow about 1200 years ago as House of Wettin. you have to hand it to the blu blud mafia, they really fucking stick to their game.

Elites not left or right. Politricks is the smoke used to hide the deals, ultimately, we pay for.

1200 years?

My family have been as common as muck for far longer than that.

You do not speak like someone who is as common as muck, Clive.

Misuse a gloryhole?

You do not speak like someone who is as common as muck, Clive.

You are kind.

I'd have been a great King. Better than the idiots who're occupying Buck House now.

I'd have have earned my fucking money. Unlike the inbred knuckle-draggers who just happened to be born into it.

Would you have gone and shaken hands to earn the respect of your gullible subjects?

Come on, Beatrice wears funny hats for our amusement. That counts as labour, surely?

Would you have gone and shaken hands to earn the respect of your gullible subjects?

Certainly not. I'd have gone in for the handshake and then moved my thumb up to my nose, waggled my fingers and bellowed "Murderer!" at him.

What's the problem with El Maj being a Teuton? Sassenachs/Saxon-achs living in Angle-land? You're all bloody Germans!

You'll be telling me you're not French next.

I knew a chap at university that would be king, bar a few events in 1688.

I would pay good money to see him on the throne, just for the lulz.

does he have a certificate for that? Would probably still open enough doors in some circles for him to waltz on through life.

Certificates = Eton, Oxbridge, Conservative (political career) = Waltz through life.

No? One doesn't have to be royal to have a life of privilege.......and no real job, ever.

But surely we should be celebrating chinless twerps from Eton. They are part of our heritage and without them there would have been no empire.

Degree certificates still technically have to be earned, if if it's just daddy building a new canteen or band stand for the college...

RIP prince Philip, goodnight sweet prince....

Degree certificates still technically have to be earned, if if it's just daddy building a new canteen or band stand for the college...

There is no such thing

RIP prince Philip, goodnight sweet prince....

Has he finally joined Graham Norton?