What's Your Dream Job?

I used to have a dream, but no job. Now I have a job, but no dream.

Neither thing is high on my list of priorities.

You have a 'list of priorities'? Is not using cliches on there? And if not, will be on there, any time soon?

aaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhh

Fuck off.

And yes, 'a list of priorities' comes as standard with children.

That and developing a skin that any walrus would be proud of.

Joel, getting a thinner skin wouldn't work for everyone. ;)

Got Man Lab on TV, it appears that Fenella's dream job would be Judge on X-Factor, as she is literally unable to speak such is the grip that laughter has on her as the unfortunate Grade One-ers murder their instruments.

Then I'm going to town to sit in a cafe and finish Stephen Fry's autobiography.

Blimey, is he using a ghostwriter for it???

i wanna be the guy that decides what goes on the " hayes driving manual driving anthems" cd's, which i just saw advertised on telly. good news, REO SPEEDWAGON made the cut

Blimey, is he using a ghostwriter for it???

Not sure I'm up to that task, and perfectly sure he is. Although, if he asked, I would.

I'd be pretty chuffed if you worked for anyone

I work for one of the best courier firms in London. Say what?

And I work for a very handsome, witty, intelligent, easy going, down to earth and sexy boss.

not anymore EEI, I fired you this morning..

There's no need to lie anymore then.

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Come 'ere! I give you a huggy-wuggy

I'd be second in line to the throne.

I'd be second in line to the throne.

I also hate waiting for the shitter.

wrong thread Balki.

Viticulturist, food critic, travel journalist/writer or reincarnate as Keith Richards all sound like good options to me.

I'd be second in line to the throne.

Yeah, I found Princess Margaret's lifestyle very appealing.

wrong thread Balki.

Viticulturist, food critic, travel journalist/writer or reincarnate as Cliff Richard all sound like good options to me.

I'd quite like to get paid huge amounts of money for designing rich peoples homes. Work my own hours so I could see my family and retire early so I could live for the rest of my life on my pile of money.

A couple of us on here do the same job which is a pretty cool one at times... I was lucky enough last week to have to be the stunt dummy for Ben Slingers trials display show in some school shows. Here's a pic of Ben in action + short video of how it looked from my perspective:

YouTube - Ben Slinger jumping over a Bike It Officer...

For 3 days of shows I had to pinch myself and remember I'm paid to do this... :)

Did you let out a little wee at all?

I was at University with a girl who did that if you made her laugh hard enough, tremendous fun telling her jokes when on the tube etc.

Yes, looking back on it now it seems to have been cruel.

I'll just go and say some Hail Mary's

Did you let out a little wee at all?

Every time. Excitement, not fear of course...