What's Your Dream Job?

I think I just unintentionally Scobled you. Sorry. I thought arse burgers would be a fantastic name for 'poo'.
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So you are going to flip poo on to my pillow? It's not really getting any better is it?

Lower your sights. Substitute the word Burger for Chris.

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Razor sharp comedy brain.

Somebody get him on 'have I got news for you'.

Like others, pilot. I nearly joined the RAF after College but went to uni instead. Still might join up if I can't get a decent job in the next few years. Other than that I would like to be a famous artist, having loads of fun throwing paint around and getting lots of money for it.

I agree with the need for structure and purpose, but this is not exclusive to employment.

Damn right it is not. I often find that some of life's tasks such as 'breathing', 'sleeping' and 'catching the bus' are definitely enough to form a successful structure.

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So you are going to flip poo on to my pillow? It's not really getting any better is it?

I'm going to shit on your pillow, Will. Can't say you don't deserve it.

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Razor sharp comedy brain.

Somebody get him on 'have I got news for you'.

I like that show, I'd rather not see it go off the air.

Oh Yeah! I need to cut my four hours of doing crap music down to your one hour, you must be a professional!

When you get as good as me you can compose at least 3 telly ads during Deal or no Deal.

I'm going to shit on your pillow, Will. Can't say you don't deserve it.
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I am guessing this is another of your martial arts techniques. Crouching Tiger, Shitting Layabout.

Haha! Bang !

Night night Maxy

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Night night Maxy

See ya babe xxx

fluffer?

/you know who you are!

and frankly i blame my parents. if theyd worked harder i'd have a trust fund kicking in about now.

oh yeah

Lumber Jack

YouTube - Bicycle Repairman

Social Engineer

Seriously anything involving sitting in a fabric covered box in front of a computer with decent euros in hand and not too much shit in hand.

But what really matters is that the commute is nice.

I'm living the dream!

Im with cplw top gear job would rock

people always mention this :)

I think being a fireman would be awesome, also pilot of any kind

thats because I havent had an original thought in my entire life,
so trotting out a worn piece of British public school comedy can be accepted as background 'humour' by most readers.

all jobs are not what they are cracked up to be,
King, Pope, Astronaut you name it

Al Murray said so, and he is funny.

fluffer

internationally exhibiting art, blacksmith or team manager for tvr f1 team

fluffer

me too but my knees are fucked from cycling

I have zero desire to do any job, nothing at all, and this is not one of those "my current job is the job I'd like to do" comments - I'd happily give it up to spend all my time pissing around and doing nothing.

No dream job, not sure I even have a 'dream', and if I do have on it's unlikely to be tied up in a job.

I don't feel that way at all, I would be happy shooting until the day I die and I plan to, sure there are other things I want to accomplish along the way, but I never want to stop doing this.

I always thought it would be music, from the age of probably about 15 to 20 I spent a minimum of 8 hours a day practicing. Every single day. Needless to say, long story short, my dreams were dashed. Now I know what I want and it makes me seem like a shallow, heartless sell-out.

I want to be chairman and CEO of the biggest renewable energy company in the world, I want to have an awesome office with a big antique rosewood desk and a couple of D'Aquisto guitars hanging on the wall. I want to have a Porsche GT3 parked in my underground carpark and a selection of beautiful bikes to choose between depending on distance of commute. I want to wear a really nice expensive suit everyday and a pair of Ferragamo shoes, I want to have a Panerai watch on my wrist and a box at home with ten other really nice watches to choose from. Most importantly I want to be able to afford to take time off when I want it and to spend that time off doing the things I love with the people I love. I want to be able to completely spoil my children, I don't want to spoil them but I want to have that option available to me. I want them to go to the best schools and see the world. I want to have a big house in the countryside, a townhouse in the city, a house on The Peak in Hong Kong and a chalet somewhere that'll still have snow by the time I can afford it. I want to be remembered as someone who did something great when I die. I am already working on this but if it were to happen exactly as I would like then that is how it would be.

That's all ;)

my dream job would be a bicycle messenger. they look so cool riding those fixiy bikes.

I'm afraid you are not tall enough. Nor do you know sufficient Kung-Fu.