Claim to Fame

you're far from winning. heavy guns here today.

my dad went to school with vinnie jones.
er..

Who beat's Kiera?

I don't know, but if he/she comes here now, that's a winner.

is she alright?

It sounds possible. If you see him again ask him about his sister and ask if his dad is/was a cricket doctor. We were good mates when we were 8 so it'd be ace if it was him!

One of the other guy's might have his contact details. I'll check.

The peeing on Tarantino tale is in with a shout of best yet...

is she alright?

THere's a billboard of her opposite my window. Reminds me of Mr. Black talking about the war during chemistry

Freddie Starr ate my hamster.

The peeing on Tarantino tale is in with a shout of best yet...

Until tynan gets here. He's peed on Kylie Minogue's mother.

Haven't we all

No, that's the point. But he really has.

my friend eliza was on nevermind the buzzcocks tonight

I'm God

^^^Well, Brian Eno claims to have urinated in Marcel Duchamp's ready-made urinal 'sculpture', but because Eno isn't on here so can't compete, I'm all ears

I'm God

I'm a personal friend of God.

indeed, my child.

The first London flat I moved in opposite the Academy in Brixton was used to film a murder scene for the Bill. We got a new telly with the cash.

My mate went out with a lady from the Bill.

I've seen the Bill being filmed.

I actually met Hippy in person. Once.

I have been on stage with Davey Jones of The Monkees fame. He thought I was a girl. I'm not. This was years ago.

my friend eliza was on nevermind the buzzcocks tonight

Dibs...

I've seen the Bill being filmed.

Dozens of times.. They had all the food vans etc parked up in Burgess park all the time.

I've seen the Bill being filmed.

That's a piece of history right there.

The only thing I've got left is I'm related to Andrea Pirlo who plays for AC Milan/Italy.