Claim to Fame

When I was a kid the pink power ranger Amy Jo Johnson was my pen pal after a chance meeting on a school trip. I loved her but all she did was send me pictures of her boyfriend, the heartless cow.

Thats my claim to fame.....got any better?

Lots.

My Mum got jiggy with Steve Davis

too many to even start

Lots.

too many to even start

you big teasers

Ok, my picture was on the front page of the Guardian, in 1985, standing next to someone more famous than me

i invented the all-day-breakfast sandwich.

and my dad sat next to cliff richard on a plane once.

Ok, my picture was on the front page of the Guardian, in 1985, standing next to someone more famous than me

cliff richard?

...dad?

I shared a toilet (in dressing room backstage) with Paul McCartney

My dad went to school with the guy that taught two of the members of busted how to play guitar!
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Ok, my picture was on the front page of the Guardian, in 1985, standing next to someone more famous than me

How the fuck does that narrow it down?

I once sat next to chico ( yep you better believe it chico-time chico) on a plane down to cannes

I lit Busted's first ever live gig. True fact

When I was a kid the pink power ranger Amy Jo Johnson was my pen pal after a chance meeting on a school trip. I loved her but all she did was send me pictures of her boyfriend, the heartless cow.

Thats my claim to fame.....got any better?

She's a dream.

I had a penpal, who I'm now convinced is a babe. Alas, I couldn't find her on facebook.

My dad went to school with the guy that taught two of the members of busted how to play guitar!
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its all your dads friend's fault

How the fuck does that narrow it down?

Cock.
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She ignores me now, I've posted on her myspace page everyday for 2 years....not a sausage

I know hippy.

the Beatles played backup for my dads band before they were famous.

Drinking wine with Howard Marks on Christmas Eve.

I delivered Beryll Burton's milk, my dad built her bikes

My Mum got jiggy with Steve Davis

My mum got jiggy with Richard Stilgoe.

[shudder]

I delivered Beryll Burton's milk, my dad built her bikes

That reminds me, my dad was a milkman and he used to deliver to Anne Diamond, apparently she was always very friendly which is nice, a lot of these big stars get a bit big for their boots don't they.

My mum sang with Bobby Farrell before he was in Boney M.

calling dale