Bunny suit

Paint yourself orange, any mad clobber, green wig, Shuffle on your knees.

Umpa Lumpa

Kids cowboy outfit.

Mike TeeVee

I no haz Rabbit costume.

I haz:
Pig
Rat
Turkey
Parrott

trench coat with a belt over it, pillow underneath, ponytail and horsewhip

mr trunchbell

stick a small comedy flag on top of a cycling cap, eat a horse and clone yourself... good jerb!

I love this place.

And a Xmas Elf.

The cheshire cat would be a good option
It can all be done with loud oxfam clobber and very good facepaint.

I'm a bit of a whizz with the old facepaints. Hop on a train to leeds, I'll paint you up in Leeds train station, hop back on the train, straight to the party.

Piece of piss.

And a Xmas Elf.
I hope not for the public to see

The cheshire cat would be a good option
It can all be done with loud oxfam clobber and very good facepaint.

I'm a bit of a whizz with the old facepaints. Hop on a train to leeds, I'll paint you up in Leeds train station, hop back on the train, straight to the party.

Piece of piss.

No facepaint....ever again. Went as Homer Simpson to a party once, fucking yellow crap everywhere.

No facepaint....ever again. Went as Homer Simpson to a party once, fucking yellow crap everywhere.

Why did you eat the facepaint? And why couldn't you contol your bowels?

Mmmmm facepaint....

Bottle green pants, bottle green t shirt.

Stitch bottle shape on the shirt in white cloth with 'drink me' written on it.

On the back stitch a cake shape that reads 'eat me'.

Abstract and fun!

Bottle green pants, bottle green t shirt.

Stitch bottle shape on the shirt in white cloth with 'drink me' written on it.

On the back stitch a cake shape that reads 'eat me'.

Abstract and fun!
I might do that anyway :-)

go as Alice
go as Alice
go as Alice
go as Alice
go as Alice
go as Alice
go as Alice
worked for Grayson Perry and hes uber cool

Big ears, sandels, waistcoat, half mast pants.

The BFG.

Have to be it, less lazy then 'danny champion of the world'

Seeing as this is sort of costume help now, I need to be a Frankenstein's Monster by tomorrow evening, but am volunteering at Rollapaluza all morning so don't have much time to get it together

Any minimum effort/maximum effectiveness solutions from anyone?

go as Alice

No, no more dresses for me I'm afraid. Don't have the legs for it.

@6pt talcuum powder all over the face and neck,
some fake wounds/ blood off your first aider mate

Seeing as this is sort of costume help now, I need to be a Frankenstein's Monster by tomorrow evening, but am volunteering at Rollapaluza all morning so don't have much time to get it together

Any minimum effort/maximum effectiveness solutions from anyone?

Neck bolts are like £3 from the party shop near Clapham Junction (open till 7pm). Stuff something up the back of a jacket for the slight hunchback look and go nuts with green paint!

Neck bolts

silver bar-plugs!

get a pair of your other half's knickers, tie them using a piece of string around your neck so they hang down about half a foot below your chin - go as a chest of drawers.

Seeing as this is sort of costume help now, I need to be a Frankenstein's Monster by tomorrow evening, but am volunteering at Rollapaluza all morning so don't have much time to get it together

Any minimum effort/maximum effectiveness solutions from anyone?
http://www.madworldfancydress.com/

Its on old str by the fire station

silver bar-plugs!

^ this = win.
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Stuff something up the back of a jacket for the slight hunchback look

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talcuum powder all over the face and neck,

= thank you forum!