Dark Times™

Hail, Marty Feldman...

Hold me closer, Tony Danza...

Count the headlights on the highway to hell ...

A reminder to our faithful Army of Sinners that this will be your final call to witness the eldritch, majesterial horror that is Rikki Frëdo and the Fabulous Fucktones as they will once again, be selling their bodies to the night this coming thursday before ascending to the Motherfuckership to embark on their Tri-Galactic 'Satan and Space' tour. So strap on your nail studded power-gauntlets, stuff a sock down your pleather cod-pieces and gird your loins for an evening of bowel loosening, soul melting, back, sack and crack waxing Rock and Roll Degenerecy, the likes of which will not be repeated for quite some time.

be there... you don't want to have to explain to your grandkids why you weren't.

this coming thursday

!!! yessss, forgot it was this week. get amongst it.

giddy up.

christmas has come early this year.

Why, the Fucktones found a new singer?

no

Oliver Schick can't handle the darkness

^ That looks more like Kirth. :)

BloodyhellhowdidImissthistilnow?

You're getting old? ;)

No, I just don't really look around the forum much. Cheeky.

Joe- that's mintox.

I've decided I'm really going to make the effort and get the perfect tweed look for this, oh it's going to be a bally rush for my valet to get everything ready but he'll manage somehow.

Am I doing this right?

I'm sure I've got a megadeth shirt I can lend skullo

No thanks mate, I've got a decent three-man tent already.

Hahahahha

^that was meant to be ALL CAPS

BTW The forum's Creme Egg fund gets £1 from every ticket sold on the night... The Fucktones will be drinking the rest of the profits away with VB in the VIP five-man tent out the back of the Grosvenor...

^that was meant to be ALL CAPS

If you want ALL CAPS, you have to do it like Zee Zee Furnace.

Creme Egg fund whatiwhat?

Marianne Faithfull is putting in an appearance

Too far...