Dark Times™

"Just don't be upset when the Fucktones don't leave you upset. It means that you're dead from the waist down."

Just don't be upset when you bring your girlfriend to th Fucktones gig and you leave without her...

King of the swingers?

Just don't be upset when you bring your girlfriend to th Fucktones gig and you leave without her...

^ I always felt you were (ironically), batting above your weight with Sarah anyway dude.

In.

^ Hehehe...

When's the gig, you say? Countdown here...
© Bon Van Johnson

This looks boring. I'll probably skip it.

yeah i'm working on making it a little less... vague
/apols to any ie7 users - you want the best? well then hire someone who knows how to do javascript properly. hateful language

Add that anigif of Joe trying to make out with his guitar.

I'll have you know that guitar enjoyed every moment of its ordeal experience...

Your unhealthy obsession with obtaining a flying V begins to make sense.

Did I mention all proceeds will be split equally between LFGSS/LCEF/LHBPA? We don't need the money, obv...

Before or after [finger quotes] expenses? [/finger quotes]. I'm thinking specifically of that country bar scene in Blues Brothers.

why do you care? you'll be at an empty o2 arena.

:P

Scream for me dingy brixton pub...

Scream for me dingy brixton academy...

ha

first the grozzveener (tm - aram), then the academy, them the colliseum, rome.

first the grozzveener (tm - aram), then the academy, them the colliseum, rome.

The St Austell Coliseum?

^ + puppet show

I want to go to this but have doubts

i want to go to this but have scabies.

^ you're playing mandolin on our YES! medley mate, you better fkn be there.

Duelling mandolins? In...

mandolins kicking the shit out of each other round the back of the pub while the fuckettes drunkenly drawl 'eees not fackin werf iiiiiit' more like.

??

Can it do the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs?

*Aooooweeehhhooohhhaaarrrgghhhh!

^ Available quite cheap on t'Bay...
#nottemptedpersonallybutrussellwillplayanyoldpieceofcrap