Mornington Crescent!

It's the Harrow Counter and as you've mis-spelled it that cancels out the earlier.

Harrow On The Hill

Just a moment, the Harrow Counter is invoked only by replacement buses on the Metropolitan Line. Needless to say, you've just pwned yourself by mis-spelling 'Harrow-on-the-Hill'. We're back to where we were. (Sorry you revealed your cheat card, Ben, but it can't be helped.)

I have no idea what this thread is about.
Is it like a cryptic crossword? Again, no idea

Just read the Rules. They're freely available on the Internet.

You've only just read them?

I'm due for an update. The recent agglutination of rules has been a bit like New Labour legislation.

Fine. I'll play ugly then.

Stratford.

Sauna?

Rayners Lane, and I don't need to explain myself to anyone.

I'm afraid that's where you've been caught flat-footed. The Rayners Lane Explanatory Bypass Compulsory Edition must have slipped your attention. You must give full and frank reasons for your choice, it says on page something or other.

To wit - the Circle Line, anti-clockwise.

White chapel! Kiss that.

I think all those mis-spellers are aiming to bring the whole game into disrepute. :(

I think we're getting somewhere at last

Goodge Street (with fond memories of Tokyo '73)

In search for U2 guitarist [invoking the ammendments brought in after the great sake inflection rule change debacle that was tokyo '73]

Edgeware

Wishing two great vocalists had been able to duet (invoking above amendments)

Marleybono

This thread is going all Spinal Tap ...

Tufnel Park

sexual Ealing

Kentish town kentish town

Ooohh ..

M ....

Acton Town Acton Town
Everybody got their heads bowed down
Sun don't shine above the ground
Never going down to Acton Town

I refer you to the Meredith university of Missisipi A-Z of 1962.

Mississippi was 1963 of course, but maybe Missisipi was indeed 1962

Royal Oak, for a Parlee Bonus

Drury Lane

We all know that's subject to sanctions. He must be bluffing...

Barbican.

Upton Park

(Hendon Central)

Epsom Downs

His Majesty's Declaration of Abdication Act 1936 (1 Edw. 8 & 1 Geo. 6 c. 3) was the Act of the British Parliament that allowed King Edward VIII to abdicate the throne, and passed succession to his brother Prince Albert, Duke of York (who became King George VI). Are we playing with or without undertricks? There's no real skill in scoring for honours.

No need for the brackets. They're against all common courtesy, and I request your membership be rescinded.

agreed, disgusting!