Wanted: Innertube please?

just fucking ride it on the rims!

eat dicks for your unhelpfulness

well the thing is i have bought a new wheelset, the front wheel i was running is much bigger than the average 27 so i cant really use that tyre or tube. so yeah, if anyone is interested ill give them the whole wheel and tyre for a tube and maybe a crappy tyre as the one i am about to mount temporarily is absolutely shredded..

ill have a looksy at what exactly the wheel and tyre is..

I suggest you pop to soho, someone there will probably be happy to pay you money in exchange for your 'rim'.

Hold on, was this for real?

we try to help and some mother loving noob wants us to suck dick

why do we even try to help these "friends on 2 wheels"

do you really think this is some kind of fucking charity for any twat to turn up to and take advantage of?

we help each other out because we actually know each other

you are new here and yet expect freebie innertubes etc

please return to your mothers onion basket

Hold on, was this for real?

sadly yes

can we report the muptwat for being rude to old timers?

^^this.

please return to your mothers onion basket

gold!

DJ + Soapbox

Cracks me up.

DJ + Soapbox

Cracks me up.

I'm just waiting for a post which doesn't work its way back to the friends on 2 wheels thing.

Reformed characters, eh? Just like ex-smokers... Sanctimonious blah, blah... Etc. etc. etc.

you are very presumptuous dancing james. pre-empting everything you think i mean and expect and what not. lots of pent up vibes coming from you. if your so oppressed there's real stuff happening affecting you and i, why dont you get vocal and proactive on that front as opposed to venting on some internet forum that is in place as somewhere for cyclists to interact, share and trade. in summary, yes, i am new here. No, i dont expect anything except a common respect of other people, a by product of a good upbringing, and you, aren't really worth speaking to any more in my opinion.

Friday came early this week :)

I'm just waiting for a post which doesn't work its way back to the friends on 2 wheels thing.

judging by your avatar one of your wheels is fucked, so can i call you an onion basket?

James, hilarious post.

But do you really have to use such foul language?

you are very presumptuous dancing james. pre-empting everything you think i mean and expect and what not. lots of pent up vibes coming from you. if your so oppressed there's real stuff happening affecting you and i, why dont you get vocal and proactive on that front as opposed to venting on some internet forum that is in place as somewhere for cyclists to interact, share and trade. in summary, yes, i am new here. No, i dont expect anything except a common respect of other people, a by product of a good upbringing, and you, aren't really worth speaking to any more in my opinion.

God: Hi Scaredtocommit, you missed the giving out of common sense, it's all gone, I feel awful, what can I do to make it up to you?
Scaredtocommit: Ahhh it's no biggie big man, throw me some extra words and i'll just use them every time I talk instead...

you are very presumptuous dancing james. pre-empting everything you think i mean and expect and what not. lots of pent up vibes coming from you. if your so oppressed there's real stuff happening affecting you and i, why dont you get vocal and proactive on that front as opposed to venting on some internet forum that is in place as somewhere for cyclists to interact, share and trade. in summary, yes, i am new here. No, i dont expect anything except a common respect of other people, a by product of a good upbringing, and you, aren't really worth speaking to any more in my opinion.

struggling to understand the middle section

but you are hoping for/expecting a free innertube

so your expectations are higher than nothing, and you then took umbrage at suggestions such as go to a shop

judging by your avatar one of your wheels is fucked, so can i call you an onion basket?

You can call me whatever you like. It's only the internet.

You can call me whatever you like. It's only the internet.

i'll call you a friend, you will then be marked as a cunt by association!

Fuck. And i didn't think anything on the internet could hurt me!

;-)

The middle section is just me showing my distaste for people who go to so much effort to be hostile and what not when its easier and nicer to just get along. it costs nothing and leaves you with a healthy glow.
to reiterate for the umpteenth, i expected NOTHING (in terms of anything for free) i just see post now and then where people are having clearouts of used innertubes for one or two pounds and was merely fishing.

and what exactly did i say for you to assume i took umbridge at any of the shop suggestions? so much guess work and assumption on your part james, chill out my man..

Didn't realise such a nice and simple request would result in a mini-mire of passive aggression. Silly me..

would do the job

umbrage

Maybe with your spare time off your bike you could learn to spell as well...

OP, if you come to west beers I'll give you one for free!