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I'd be doing it all on my back wheel ;)

That's not a very efficient way of riding. To be the best courier you must ride quickly and safely, using the minimum energy. That involves having both wheels on the ground!

Hmm. Well, if you want a case, I'm happy to apply for the job as well.
I'm an experienced messenger and a girl, but I'm covered in tattoos.
I'm happy to see if I get the job, and if I do then you can raise hell and I'll back you up as I don't actually want another bleeding messenger job (and I live in London).

I'd be happy to head up north for the comedy value.

That would be good as it goes and if they don't say anything i'll kick off

Do it Nhatt. Any Seattleite (?) is welcome up round my way.

Seattleite (?)

looks weird but is correct, I used to be a far weirder sounding Nashvillian though, that sounds like a movie badguy type name.

Ha - my folks are Seattleites - but i've never had to write it.... Nashvillians sound epic though.

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Still working for 'the man' though

How about we all go down to Hobs and show him what couriers are like

if you use money you're in the system, I'm not ready to live wild on nuts and berries yet, but I am prepared to if and when the dead walk again/civilization collapse/climate meltdown apocalyptic fantasy scenario comes into play.

But right now I work for the man, yes.

How about we all go down to Hobs and show him what couriers are like

wouldn't do shit other than irritate them, people like that already have their minds made up.

if you use money you're in the system, I'm not ready to live wild on nuts and berries yet, but I am prepared to if and when the dead walk again/civilization collapse/climate meltdown apocalyptic fantasy scenario comes into play.

But right now I work for the man, yes.

I preferred working for the woman. She swore less and was easier to get on with

Big thanks to Steve
He spoke to Hobs and they must have realised they were being a bit harsh and that they desperately needed a courier and as a result, I am once again a Birmingham courier :)

Nice one :D

Offer still stands, if you want to meet up for a coffee and chat/share tips etc.
I'll pm you my number.
Good news that you got it.

result :)

Excellent news!

bout fucking time. props steve. see you around barry.
'eat for less' on corporation street if you don't already know, 50p for a cheese baguette, perfect for carb loading!

'eat for less' on New St - free if the woman behind the counter likes you.

slip here a sausage sandwich did you?

hyper, i thought so much more highly of you before you made that reference...

yeah... i feel tainted.

^^I'm not the one scaring kids dressed as Freddy Mercury with my spray-on trousers!

ha ha ha.... I think its a look that the kids love. I swear i saw a herd of mini-Mercury's walking out of Topshop earlier.