2010-09-23 - Rider Down, Isle of Wight

Fin.

Fin.

You fish.

Its all plane sailing from here, loads more left.

Anyone remember that thread where the bloke asked for suggestions for his new baby's name? My favourite pun thread of them all I think.

Found it http://www.lfgss.com/thread21809.html

The quay is not to force them.

Its all plane sailing from here, loads more left.

I preferred 'plain sailing', although of course Shoreham-by-Sea is well-known for dangerous planes endangering cyclists. I almost wish we had Andy Horton on here, but he doesn't ride fixed or ss.

this is Grimsby

Im about to breakwater so im off.

this threads getting a bit Laxey

We should Peel it back, to reveal another layer.

The OP could always try a Newbiggin-by-sea.

Ryde Pier, 11:30 pm.
200 yards of pier..... blah blah blah

'ang on..... OP says 11.30pm, it's only just gone 11.15pm... there's still time... don't do it...... don't do it............. you'll only hurt yourself.............

Hate to interrupt the fine punnage, but the pier is closed to cyclists at the moment and you must have ridden past at least 2 signs saying so, and the massive sign saying "cyclists mind the gaps", for when it was open. Still you got lucky, I've seen more than one broken limb from people not paying attention when riding down there.

Found it http://www.lfgss.com/thread21809.html

aww.. this http://www.lfgss.com/post688377-128.html is so the best post on that thread.. about one-fifth of the way through..

The only strange thing is that no-one has yet asked how your bike is.

Er...what lock did you use?
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Seriously, get well soon. Ignore the arseholes, this plaice isn't what it used to be.

Haha Festus just repped you for that comment, thinking ohh yeah my man speaks sense... then spotted the pun. ;-)

sardine the fuck up

Don't get stuck in a rut. Rise above it.

Vapour trail?

Drive blind?

:-)

This thread is pure gold, such a Neath job with all the puns. Very much enjoyed it, the OP can't help it that he's a bit of a donkey, 'Eas(t)-bourne that way.

How's the front wheel? Let me know if you want my Newquay to fix it.

The guy is in pain, a bit of newquay might be just the ticket.

What float did you have in your cleats?