Monkey Tennis

Spurious George

A lighthearted look at the careers of various Georges whose careers have gone off the rails.

Tig Brother

Documentary about what it means to be the sibling of a welder.

What about radio programmes?

Test Smash Special - lifestyle program for crash dummies

just am, innit? - existential discussion programm for teenagers with short attention spans

Ha, I like those BMMF...

Yes let's open it up to radio.

Masterchafe

A competition based on extreme Chinese burns.

Yeah sorry Fox Smarter than you look was a tv show idea, I didnt get past the title though.

Don't worry a lot of the industry types do the same thing =)

In your own time

Melvyn Bragg bores on for fucking ages, as per usual.

Schrödinger's Cat Deeley.
A philosophical programme where Cat Deeley is put into a steel chamber, along with a device containing a vial of hydrocyanic acid. There is, in the chamber, a very small amount of a radioactive substance. If even a single atom of the substance decays during the show, a relay mechanism will trip a hammer, which will, in turn, break the vial and kill Cat Deeley.

Bill Oddie and Joe Pasquale have to natter on for forty minutes, guessing if Deeley is dead or not.
At the end of the show the box is open, and a dead Deeley or a live Deeley is revealed.

Sounds a bit like BBC News Channel.

Bill Oddie and Joe Pasquale have to natter on for forty minutes, guessing if Deeley is dead or not.

Yeastenders.

A day in the life of a thrush nurse in a V.D. clinic.

Cum Dancing.

Speaks for itself, really...

Evan Loves Tax

Anthony Clare, of 'In the psychiatrist's chair', analyses Evan Davis's weird sexual obsession with the tax system, before classifying it as the result of a repressed experience in childhood.

Miffed Busters

Join TV's Buster Meredith and Buster Bloodvessel from Bad Manners as they get a bit peeved about something or other

The Shipping Forecast

Leading economists, shipping magnates and Taiwanese factory owners predict what 2011 will bring for the container industry.

... get a bit peeved about something or other

giggle.

Match in the Hay

Londons Burning star Glen Murphy presents a show where contestants have to try and burn down a whole barn of hay with just one match.

lol!

The Crapped-on Factor.

People poo on other people while they try to build a big jigsaw, answer questions or flail their way weakly down a death slide.

Just a minute

A panel of medical experts cogitate on how long Nicholas Parsons has to live.

Rhodes Wars

Duran Duran's Nick Rhodes gives us an insight into his personal highlights from various historical military campaigns

Japanese-throwing-stars In Their Eyes.

Got to be on after 9pm though.

Hole in the wall

Really quite disgusting gameshow. NSFW.

A History of the World in 100 Objects

...(you get the picture, I'm not actually going to post 100)

The Generation (on the) Game.

Contestants have to pimp out their elderly relatives for laffs and prizes.

Presented by Frank Bough.