Monkey Tennis

Propaganda

Documentary where Cockneys take a deep look at information designed to influence politics.

excellent!

Strictly Cum Dancing

Celebrities battle it out in a BDSM styled jizz fest. Who will be able to stay on their feet the longest?

Bernard's Watch

Bernard has grown up, but his magical time piece wont help him with the monotony of working as night security.

^ Haha! Love that!

Just saw an advert for Gordon Ramsay on cocaine, and my first thought was ITV producers have read this thread.

Taylor's Whiffed.
A game show where contestants are given samples of Taylor Swift's stools and have to guess what she ate to produce them. Poos win prizes.

sean ryder on ufo's - a show where sean ryd.... oh

Simon Gerrans does his errands - fly on the wall documentary following retired Australian pro cyclist Simon Gerrans as he adjusts to life after cycling.

Just 'Errands with Gerrands' might be snappier?

This would have been a cracking response on I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue!

Hitler’s Holocaust Railways with Chris Tarrant

Hang on, that's on Channel 5 this Sunday

Cider with Rosé
Helping you drink through the afternoon.

Snakebites On A Plane

As above but mile-high

World's Strongest Lager, Man.
Some fat blokes in the park comparing beer notes.

The Gripe Tapes
Undercover investigators record snippy comments from cyclists about other cyclists handlebar wrapping. Contains strong language and images of damp cloth bindings.

E-Buy Gun

Alan Bennett investigates into the online firearm trade based in Yorkshire.

^ Hah

https://metro.co.uk/2018/12/03/sainsburys-plug-boy-christmas-advert-encourages-children-to-play-with-sockets-8202053/

Watchmen
A group of horologists travel the length and breadth of the UK in a classic ford cortina seeking out classic timepieces which are then restored and sold at auction for a lot less than it cost to restore them. All set several years after some novel with occasional references that only a true nerd will understand.

I’m a celebrity get me out of here.
TV personality doesn’t like it when people joke about him at an international gathering of NATO leaders and asks his aides to cancel all interviews and fly him home.

War Of The Words
It's the late 20th Century and electronic typewriters spread across the globe, their influence persuade millions of human beings to communicate exclusively through them. This leads to mass misinterpretation of intent, meaning and tone. Families, friends and nations are torn apart in an epic saga of love, hate and psuedo-reality.

"Costa Del Soulja Boy" in which cult hip hop artist Soulja Boy spends a season in a tourist resort on the Costa del Sol, working various low level jobs in the hospitality and tourism industry.
Think Secret Millionaire meets Sun, Sex and Suspicious Parents.

Dress to oppress

A jaunty look at the fashion highlights of the worlds most stylish dictators and oligarchs

Light entertainment chat show where the lovable 60's crooner drives popular celebrities to their favourite destinations for cocktails and witty banter. Like James Corden's Carpool Karaoke but without James Corden.

"Engelbert's Bumper-Drinks"

when they get shift faced and crash there is a spin off/spin out show, Englebert's Bumper Dings

The Armstrong and Millar Show where a couple of cyclists banter about the amusing side of performance enhancing drugs.