Is it time to start calling out bad cyclists?

I have to get up early to get to the shower first and stop cunts stealing my shower gel. Kill them all.

I unbuttoned all of my shirt except the bottom button today on the way in to combat sweat. I felt like A Giro D'Italia pro-mutter for sure.

^ Sounds horrific. I find I get to work, begin sweating in earnest as soon as I step off the bike, shower, get out of shower and begin sweating again then get dressed and sweat for another half hour.

I have to get up early to get to the shower first and stop cunts stealing my shower gel. Kill them all.

My new place provides a decent shower block with 8 showers. Straight off the bike into a nice cool shower and at my desk nice and fresh after 10 mins :)

^^ try a colder shower ?

It's on lowest temp possible :'( It's fine on the way home, I just sit around for 15 minutes before I shower and then I'm ok.

My new place provides a decent shower block with 8 showers. Straight off the bike into a nice cool shower and at my desk nice and fresh after 10 mins :)

I've moved from the Euston office back into the City so it's down from five regularly cleaned showers to one dodgy one. The location is better though so fuck it, I'll put up with it.

Is it time to start calling out smelly cyclists?

Is it time to start calling out smelly cyclists?

That thread could potentially have legs!!

The amount of smelly nodders I pass.. Wearing far to much clothing for this heat.

Is it time to start calling out commuteurs who race to work then wonder why they're sweating too much?

Maybe time to slow down to a Skullycrawl?

Rep* for "commuteurs".

*Not really, rep is for whores.

^ might as well walk if I'm gonna do that. Gotta burn off all the cakes I eat somehow.

Not called pro-mutting for no reason...

I unbuttoned all of my shirt except the bottom button today

^ Sounds horrific.

The worst thing is when you get to your destination, the air conditioning in IKEA will kill you.

"nodders"

i fucking hate that word. bikier than thou fuckwittery.

^^ Is some of that story missing or is the heat getting to me

You must've nodded off.

^^ Is some of that story missing or is the heat getting to me

You're probably about 40,000 users too late to get the reference.

First commute after 3 weeks off the bike with a fractured hand.

Never had a cyclist undertake me so close as today. I was maximum about a foot and a half away from the curb riding slowly behind a bus and whooosh... through he goes to try and go down the inside of two buses, centimetres away from me. He nearly gave me a heart attack! Asked me "what am I supposed to do then?" when I told him not to be such an idiot.

What... you mean stuff happened before I joined :O

^ might as well walk if I'm gonna do that. Gotta burn off all the cakes I eat somehow.

It's easier to ride my tourer, London's Heaviest Bike, in the tiny 27t chainring (so small actual grannies stop and point and laugh), than walk with it. Slower, mind.

Is it time to start calling out commuteurs who race to work then wonder why they're sweating too much?

Maybe time to slow down to a Skullycrawl?

It's always a race Skully. Always

You fail mike.

Depends what the criteria for passing is