Is it time to start calling out bad cyclists?

"Actually tea itself in any shape or form whatsoever is a fucking abomination."

No, you're a fucking abomination!

Can someone go ride like a straw/spoon to re-rail this thread?

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Me And My Spoon: Kate Winslet - YouTube

She is the main reason Andy Zaltzman is so funny.

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I saw a hi vis nodder type raging at a motorist this morning. Didn't see the incident, but I did see him attempting to ride off whilst kicking the side of the car. The result? He pushed himself into the kerb and nearly fell off. Lolz

Got hit by a fellow commuter this morning at the juction of kentish town road and Prince of wales road.
She rear ended me because I'd stoped at the red light, was very apologetic, but that doesn't help the massive gash on my leg... stupidly big pashleys...

How was she to foresee that you would stop at the lights? You've only got yourself to blame... ;)

I'd been stopped a good couple of minutes...

but thats the last time I wear my Ghillie suit to ride in...

I felt a wheel hit my rear wheel today on my commuter, I turn around and saw someone sticking their tongue out.

Turn out it's my girlfriend, go figure.

I hate it when she does that.

Yeah, at the next traffic light, I kidney punched her.

She loves it when I do that.

What else does she like?

:/

I'd been stopped a good couple of minutes...

but thats the last time I wear my Ghillie suit to ride in...

What would a road-camoflage ghille suit look like? Would it be covered in tarmac?

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What would a road-camoflage ghille suit look like? Would it be covered in tarmac?

That's not camoflage if you're on a road. though.

In a field or woodland or whatever maybe, but a great big bush wobbling around in the middle of the street is going to be fairly conspicuous.

Is there a name for the particular flavour of lone wolf nutter that dresses up like a cross between a thrift shop cyberdog matrix fan and a full on urban bike Ninja and rides about on a heavily modified hybrid dressed like a dick? I see quite a few examples of these loonies about, I'd quite like to classify them for convenience.

Signifiers are head to toe black or camo clobber, fully chromed or full face helmet, ponytail or dredds, wrap-around shades, goggles, helmet cam, huge arrays of lights, sometimes soundsystems, futuristic angular clip-on mudguards, disc brakes, combat trousers and massive boots, face-masks, motocross gloves. Always alone. Always belting it. Often shaking head or parping, honking, ringing or shouting at other cyclists.

I hate these bell ends.

That's not camoflage if you're on a road. though.

In a field or woodland or whatever maybe, but a great big bush wobbling around in the middle of the street is going to be fairly conspicuous.

Trenchcoat Mariners?

Columbike Dropouts?

is there a name for the particular flavour of lone wolf nutter that dresses up like a cross between a thrift shop cyberdog matrix fan and a full on urban bike ninja and rides about on a heavily modified hybrid dressed like a dick? I see quite a few examples of these loonies about, i'd quite like to classify them for convenience.

Signifiers are head to toe black or camo clobber, fully chromed or full face helmet, ponytail or dredds, wrap-around shades, goggles, helmet cam, huge arrays of lights, sometimes soundsystems, futuristic angular clip-on mudguards, disc brakes, combat trousers and massive boots, face-masks, motocross gloves. Always alone. Always belting it. Often shaking head or parping, honking, ringing or shouting at other cyclists.

I hate these bell ends.

RPM?

olcl

Streetdork?