Is it time to start calling out bad cyclists?

This morning I was behind a roadie who was berating and gesticulating at a taxi driver who had the temerity to stop at a green light to pick up a fare. He then proceeded to RLJ at the next set of lights.

I hope a literary device gives him a puncture.

A typewriter?

a pencture?

I was thinking more of him striking an irony. Metaphorically speaking.

^ That might cause a satire blowout.

and the farce with which he hit the road after that satire blowout would be no laughing matter.

its the kind of accident where you just know when you check the wheel after it'll be rim shot

I hope a literary device gives him a puncture.

When people get this angry, a bit of a simile always helps.

When people get this angry, a bit of a simile always helps.

That's a metaphor opinion.

I know you don't really believe that, euphony.

Pun thread >>>>>>

Chap on red Planet X track bike passing west through Aldgate around 2.30pm. No front brake, headphones in and staring at his iPhone, seemingly texting or changing albums/playlist, as he wobbles along.

Seemed a bit cavalier to me in a notoriously un-cycle-friendly place.

Not having a front brake is meaningless if you are riding no handed :)

When people get this angry, a bit of a simile always helps.

Simile? Oh Oliver - what you are you like?

Chap on red Planet X track bike passing west through Aldgate around 2.30pm. No front brake, headphones in and staring at his iPhone, seemingly texting or changing albums/playlist, as he wobbles along.

Seemed a bit cavalier to me in a notoriously un-cycle-friendly place.

My bet is he was playing Clash of Clans. That shit is addictive

Simile? Oh Oliver - what you are you like?

I'm analogous to my alter ego.

Saw someone riding with no hands, massive over-ear headphones on, fiddling about with his phone as he was riding on the way home last night. He also took the corner from the road that leads off Parliament Square to the Embankment (heading east) no-handed.

I was just thinking what a twat he was when he rode straight into a massive bit of raised curbing that had been temporarily put up for some roadworks (on the Embankment). Twat.

More Clash of Clans I reckon

Is there a triathlon event taking place here?

Cunts everywhere, German Triathlon team riding along in the gutter, I am overtaking them and suddenly with out looking or signalling they decide to swarm across the road to the right to get to a pedestrian island.

Other teams of idiots in matching tracksuits strolling and around and then leaping out into the road without looking. I realise they are amazing athletes but judging by their life preservation skills and inability to stay upright on bikes, should it not be run as an indoor event on treadmills and spin bikes?

Sounds like another day at the office cycling in London...

ITU World Triathlon Grand Final
http://worldtrilondon.com

Also, well done Team Nod this evening round E&C. Yes, swarming slowly around the police car with its blues on is really helpful...

Chap on road bike, no front light, riding against traffic on Creek Rd towards Deptford.

If you have no lights I will walk in front of you because I can't see you.

specsavers >>>>>>>

Chap on Broadway Market trying to undertake me coming off the bottom junction.

Sorry that the road narrowed and I didn't move and sorry that my pedal got jammed into your front wheel and sent you over the bars.

lesson learnt I think.